I am not thread

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not about to make fun of bug, but I am tempted.

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not cursing confused cantankerous conflicted Canadians. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not eating at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not glad for work tomorrow, but I'll settle for it being Friday.

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not itchy

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not kurchatovium, but if I was, I'd probably be a lot smarter.

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not munching mad malodorous malcontent misguided Martians. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not ogling anyone's picture.

 

[milagros317]

I am not purposely poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not quiet when I sleep, sadly.

 

[milagros317]

I am not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not steaming any windows.

 

[milagros317]

I am not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not used to this rapid posting.

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

Neither am I, but I like it. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not wearing shoes at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

^ my classic "X" post.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not yawning, but I'm getting there.