I am not thread

[chrisheaven]

I am not xenophobic

 

[milagros317]

I am not yet yielding yesterday's yellow yogurt. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not zealous about the winter weather making its way back here.

 

[MasterPaladin]

I am not warm it's cold in here

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not about to explain the rules of the game.

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully blissfully breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

(It is an alphabetical thread, each entry using the next letter of the alphabet after the "not".)

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not certain that will help, Mils.

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀


(Maybe not. We can just ignore posts out of alphabetical order.)

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not envious of Mils computer. Think of all those files reserved for silly threads. 🙂

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

(They are plain text files, so of size 3 or 4 KB each.)

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not going to suggest Mils sell them, but I think he'd make a decent amount of cash.

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not interested in learning about physics.

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not kind to bullies or those who intentionally hurt others.

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not made of money, but wouldn't it be nice?

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not obsessed with it, but posting here is lots of fun.

 

[milagros317]

I am not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not Quentin Tarantino

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not ridiculous, but I am silly.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I am not Superman, Spiderman or Samuel L. 'Motherf***ing' Jackson

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not tired, but I'm sure I will be soon.

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared Uruguayan umpires. 😀