I am not thread

[Fatima]

...not invisible tonight. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[Fatima]

...not holding a knife right now. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not making much of a quibble over the g post being skipped.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[Mz Chaos]

I am not comfortable in this stupid chair... I'll be glad when this move is over and I can have my old desk chair here to sit in.

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

^ last post in alphabetical order


I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[Fatima]

...not poking anyone in the eye. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[Fatima]

...not really here, this post is an illusion. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[Fatima]

...not from Thailand. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not very intrested in coming up with a bunch of words for the v post.😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

wrongly accused of enjoying ticklilng

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[Pokey]

I am not

yodeling nor have I ever yodeled!

 

[PeopleWatcher]

I am not Zippy from Rainbow.

 

[Pokey]

I am not

an albino alligator advocate

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not bullying anyone.

 

[Bugman]

I am not caning cranky contentious crusty contemptuous Canadians. 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

I am not Doctor Doolittle

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I am not tickling Eva Longoria's feet but i wish i was

 

[RavenMoon]

I am not filing forbidden fantasies away in a fushia filing cabinet...

I don't have a fushia one! LOL!