I am not thread

[MasterPaladin]

I am not feeling so good today

 

[Pokey]

I am not

boldly going where no man has gone before

 

[Bugman]

I am not counting confused capricious contentious Canadians. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding deranged depraved Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[MasterPaladin]

I am not going to have a yellow feather in 6 days

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding deranged depraved Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

^ last post in alphabetical order


I am not eagerly eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[Fatima]

...not from Finland. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[Fatima]

...not hiding behind the couch. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

Hi, Fatima.

 

[Fatima]

...not joking. 😛 😀

Hi Mils!

 

[milagros317]

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[Fatima]

...not lying. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not negating nervous nonsenseical nerdish Nigerians. 😀

 

[CarolinaTickler]

I am not ordering my Thai food "Thai hot" ever again.

 

[MasterPaladin]

I am never going to a football game.

(Sends CT a truckload of Thai food Thai HOT)

 

[milagros317]

I am not ordering my Thai food "Thai hot" ever again.

^ last post in alphabetical order

I am not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[JustPeechy]

I am not quoting anyone right now

 

[milagros317]

I am not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[milagros317]

For my 170,000th post, here is the list of my current standard posts for this thread. 😀


I am not anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

I am not boastfully blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

I am not detaining devious demented demanding deranged depraved Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

I am not eagerly eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

I am not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

I am not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

I am not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

I am not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared Uruguayan umpires. 😀

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

I am not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

I am not yet yielding yesterday's yellow yams. 😀

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzaging zonked boyfriend. 😀

PS: Whoever posts next may as well start with A.

 

[MasterPaladin]

I am not enjoying all the rain here

 

[milagros317]

I am not anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[MasterPaladin]

I am not going out today

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not a bully.