I am not thread

[MasterPaladin]

I am not going out today if it rains

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not yelling at anyone.

 

[Bugman]

I am not zapping Zambian zebras. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not an alien.

 

[paracarl44]

I am not......

buying bags of bagels in Brazil.

 

[milagros317]

I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cherubic cuddly confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not dead. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not eagerly eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not flinging falayed frenchfried Finnish ferrets at anyone.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not hitting anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not juggling bowling balls.

 

[milagros317]

I am not kindly kissing kangaroos, koalas, kinky monkeys, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not lazily licking large lizards.

 

[milagros317]

I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not needling nauseous nervous nerdish Nevadans. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not painting portraits.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not running from the cops.

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not telling terribly tall Turkish tales to ticklish Texans.

 

[Bugman]

I am not uttering unspeakable utterly useless Uruguayan curses.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀