I am not thread

[Pokey]

I am not

organically originated

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not penetrating a pokemon with my penis

 

[Pokey]

I am not

much about quarreling

 

[milagros317]

I am not ruining raunchy Russian ranchers' relief efforts. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not softly singing sweet Spanish songs.

 

[Pokey]

I am not

tenuously telling tales to ticklingnemesis!!!!!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not under a rock. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not vexing vicious velociraptors on Viagra with a vibrator

 

[Pokey]

I am not

walking westwardly

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not yelling at Yahweh for stealing my yoghurt.

 

[Pokey]

I am not

zipping around on a Zebra

 

[milagros317]

I am not always altering atrocious Albanians' attitudes. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not burning banal Bulgarians' barns at bedtime

 

[milagros317]

I am not calling curious chubby Catholic cherubic cute Cuban chemists on the phone. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not denying the danger of dancing with dinosaurs in Denmark.

 

[Pokey]

I am not

elevating Elephants every evening

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not flirting with ferocious foreign fiddlers.

 

[Bugman]

I am not grading gregarious grateful genuflecting Greeks. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not happily harvesting hearty healthy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

indifferent to others

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not jerking off Jehovah's Witnesses' junk with a jackhammer.

 

[milagros317]

I am not kissing koalas, kangaroos, kinky lions, and ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not Liza Minnelli's Lebanese lover.