I am not thread

[Pokey]

I am not

Milagros317 nor is anyone else

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not naked nor nearly naked now.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not occupied with orphaned orangutans in Oslo.

 

[Pokey]

I am not

PokeyinMich uh, oh wait, that is me

 

[Bugman]

I am not counting quasars,quarks, or quarters. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

riding red rhinos in races

 

[Bugman]

I am not sauteing salted slimy salamanders. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

touching those turdy things mentioned above, lol

 

[Bugman]

I am not usurping upset ubiquitous Ugandans. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

visiting valuable Venezualan venues

 

[Bugman]

I am not watching wandering wondering wacky Welshmen. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not x-raying Xenu's xylophone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not yet yielding yesterday's yellow yams. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am making the X post to get things moving again.😀

 

[c7_assassin]

It's Z, actually...

I'm not zipping to Zanzibar in a zeppelin.

 

[Bugman]

It's Z, actually...

I'm not zipping to Zanzibar in a zeppelin.

Quite right.

I am not abducting altruistic alarmed Albanians. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not bludgeoning bugman with a big black baseball bat.

 

[Pokey]

I am not

casually capturing Copperheads

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining diseased demented deviant detectives, doormen, dancers, delivery boys, and other strange characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not evacuating eviscerated enraged Ethopians. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

especially evil today

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frisky friendly French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

gainfully employed anymore

 

[milagros317]

I am not happily hurriedly harvesting hearty heavy healthy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

inviting involuntary inquiries