I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not jovially juggling jumbo Japanese jelly jars. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

kissing kangaroos

 

[milagros317]

I am not licking Lucy Lawless' lovely luscious long legs and her lovely bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

Milagros317

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not nibbling a nubile Norwegian's naughty-zone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous now. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not ogling an ornery old octopus.

 

[Bugman]

I am not punting puzzled plusomanius perplexed Poles. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not quoting anyone in my sig.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not really ready to roll in Ritz crackers with Rorschach.

 

[Bugman]

I am not strangling silly stubborn superfluous Swedes. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not telling tall tickling tails to twenty-two tall talkative timid Texas twins. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not uselessly ushering unkempt Ukrainian umbrella users to Uganda.

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not wastefully whittling wooden wagon wheels into waffle-irons.

 

[Bugman]

I am not coming up with a bunch of words starting with x. 😛

 

[Pokey]

I am not

still living in yesterday

 

[milagros317]

I am not zipping up my fly right now. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not angry at anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not boldly breaking big Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not cleaning the toilet.

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious dirty deranged detectives, doormen, dancers, delivery boys, or chiropractors in a detention camp. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not eating endangered elephant entrees.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic ferocious French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not greeting gregarious grateful gorgeous Greeks. 😀