I am not thread

[CodeBreaker]

I am not Having any luck sleeping, so I am posting...

 

[Bugman]

I am not investigating intriguing inventive impossibly important Italians. 😀

 

[CodeBreaker]

I am not Jumping

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not kissing kangaroos.

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

I am not moving from my bed until I have to!

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

an organ grinder

 

[milagros317]

I am not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not quoting Shakespeare.

 

[milagros317]

I am not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not Superman. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not uxoriously unhooking ugly Uzbekistani ushers' undergraments.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not vacuuming the floor.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not willfully waltzing with wealthy Wisconsin women.

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not yelling at anyone.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not zealously zonking Zooey Deschanel.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not angry at anyone.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not blissfully banging bodacious buxom beauty Brittany Murphy.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not calling anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I am not....

driving my car.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not especially energetically entering Ellen Degeneres.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food from Finland's lakes. 😀