I am not thread

[c7_assassin]

I am not euphorically entering elegant English enigma Eva Green.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food from Finland's lakes. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not gleefully giving it to glorious Gina Gershon.

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not having insanity-inducing intercourse with Ivy.

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not kindly knocking-up Katie Holmes.

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not molesting martian Men.

 

[Lord Doctor]

I am not not

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not outside.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not precociously porking pretty pretty princess Penelope Cruz.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not raucously riding Rhianna.

 

[paracarl44]

I am not........

staring at stranded students in Siberia.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not tenaciously teasing and tickle-torturing Tara Reid.

 

[Bugman]

I am not underwriting unstable ubiquitous unsavory Ugandans. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not willfully waist-deep in wacky waifish wailing Winona Ryder.

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[starburstz91]

I am not yummy.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzaging zonked boyfriend. 😀

(But you look yummy. 😀 )

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not ardently accosting amorous actress Angelina Jolie.

 

[starburstz91]

I am not a backstabber.

 

[milagros317]

I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀