I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not bitterly bonking bizarre blonde bombshell Brittany Spears.

 

[milagros317]

I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not daintily diddling dazzling demure demigoddess Denise Richards.

 

[milagros317]

I am not eagerly eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not frantically f&%#ing Felicity Huffman.

 

[milagros317]

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not hunting hyenas.

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not juggling jumbo jets.

 

[milagros317]

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not lovingly licking Laura Bush's ladyparts.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not married to an Albino.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not naughtily nibbling Natalie Portman's nether-regions or nuzzling her neck.

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not perpetually porking provocative Pam Anderson.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not reading a book.

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not torturously tickling Tara Reid's tantalizing tushie.

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not visualizing Vanessa Williams violating the village idiot with a violin.

 

[milagros317]

I am not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not voting vapid venomous valupious Venezuelans into office.😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

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