I am not thread

[paracarl44]

I am not......

mowing my yard.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzaging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not....

singing with angels in Altoona.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not beating anyone up.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not coaxing Chloe Sevigny into a contract by caressing her clitoris to climax.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not dancing naked.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not erotically entering enchanting Elisha Cuthbert while dressed as Elmo.

 

[Bugman]

I am not flinging freshly falayed fried French ferrets at anyone.😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not grinningly getting-it-on with a grumpy Geena Davis.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not hitting anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not jumping Jennifer Garner on a jet to Japan.

 

[milagros317]

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not lovingly licking Lindsay Lohan's labia while dressed as a lion.

 

[milagros317]

I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not naughtily nailing nubile nymphomaniac Natalie Portman while dressed as a ninja.

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not possessively porking pretty Paz Vega while pretending to be a policeman.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not ruthlessly rooting Renee Zelwegger on the red carpet dressed as Robin Hood.

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so.

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not torturously tickling and teasing Tara Reid while she's tied to a tall tree.

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not viewing Valarie Plame while she's violating a virginal ventroliquist with a vegetable.

 

[milagros317]

I am not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀