I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Am Not...

underwater in my underwear.

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not whittling wood.

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not yelling at anyone right now

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not zooming across the sky in an airplane.

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not about to steal the C post like I did in the other thread 😀

 

[fordtech30]

I am not ready to go to work tomorrow

 

[milagros317]

I am not about to steal the C post like I did in the other thread 😀

^ last post in alphabetical order.

I am not boastfully blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not calling anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding deranged depraved Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not eating eleven English electric eels.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food from Finland's lakes. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not going to court.

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not having hour-long, heavy, horrible hangovers after drinking a glass of orange juice 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not investigating incredulous insufferable irritating irrational Irishmen. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not kicking the bucket any time soon. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I am not looking forward to going to work later tonight. 🙁

 

[milagros317]

I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

I am not nuking the Netherlands right now.

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

I am not petting a dog right now.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀