I am not thread

[paracarl44]

I am not...........................

parachuting but I am known here as:



PARACARL44

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not quoting Shakespeare.

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.........................

running in a race in Richmond.

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so, every day. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not taunting teary toddlers.

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not........................

in a vault in Venezuela.

 

[milagros317]

I am not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not a xylophonist.

 

[milagros317]

I am not yet yielding yesterday's yellow yarn. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not........................

at the zoo.

 

[milagros317]

I am not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not bashing a vase over anyone's head.

 

[drewskee]

I am not cutting myself.

 

[milagros317]

I am not deliberately detaining devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I am not excited about having to go back to work later tonight. 🙁

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not eating french fries.

 

[milagros317]

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not very hairy.

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not doing jumping jacks.

 

[milagros317]

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not licking Lice lovingly.

 

[milagros317]

I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...........................

making mud pies in Mississippi.