I am not thread

[paracarl44]

I am not......................

drinking iced tea in Iceland.

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[CD216]

I am not killing knife-wielding knaves,

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[CD216]

I am not motivating monsters to maniacally mangle modest mice in Moracco.

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not....................

opening oysters in New Orleans.

 

[drewskee]

I am not passed out at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I am not really happy at the moment.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not satisfied with people whining about clips / images.

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..................

being tickled.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not Uruguayan.

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not a whale.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not Xeroxing anything at the moment

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not yelling at anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not afraid of posting repeatedly.

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not chasing cougars.

 

[drewskee]

I am not dead.

 

[milagros317]

I am not eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not fond of seafood

 

[milagros317]

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀