I am not thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not hitting anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not jumping off a cliff.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not keeping track of my posts.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not lying when I say I'm ticklish.

 

[milagros317]

I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not naked nor nearly naked now.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I am not obviously or openly obstructing operations of obtaining opulence.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not pissing outside. 😱

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I am not pissing outside. 😱

lol Why not!? You don't find it...refreshing and breezy?

I am not qualified to operate a backhoe or bulldozer, but I can easily rewire your house.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not raping anyone. 😱

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I am not sleeping.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not tickling anyone.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I am not understanding you... can you please repeat the question?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not vain.

 

[milagros317]

I am not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not xraying broken bones.

 

[General Zod]

I am not xraying broken bones.

I am not yearning for rain. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I am not fantasizing about zebra furry girls...or maybe I am

 

[drewskee]

I am not always at home.

 

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not chasing cars.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I am not dying.

 

[General Zod]

I am not dying.

I am not easy.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I am not fucking.