I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not yelling at anyone. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[Naughty Summer]

I'm not about to eat an awful apple.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not bored

 

[Jason Reborn]

I am not crazy when I say that my stomach is revolting against me. Damn that burrito I had earlier for lunch and the cheeseburgers with fries that I had for my dinner!

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..................

eating burritos, cheeseburgers, or eggplant.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not........................

going to Georgia.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not happy about my credit card bill.

 

[Bugman]

I am not investing in idiotic inane ideas. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not jolly when Tazed

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not killing anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.........................

licking a large lime lollipop in Louisiana.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I am not maiming, nor mastering at maiming people

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I am not out ofwords that begin with the letter "O"....you see? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not pushing anyone off a cliff.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not really an observer, but I play one on Tv

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not tickling anyone right now, damnit

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.................................

in a bank vault in Vermont.

 

[milagros317]

I am not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀