I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I am not xeroxing my butt or any other body parts for lack of a Xerox machine 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not yet yielding yesterday's yellow yarn. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not a zoologist.

 

[milagros317]

I am not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not bored

 

[milagros317]

I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I am not depressed...oh who am I kidding?

 

[milagros317]

I am not eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I am not facing hard times right now....

 

[milagros317]

I am not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not horrible at word games

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not jumping off a cliff.

 

[milagros317]

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not lying when I say I'm ticklish.

 

[milagros317]

I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I am not posting from a nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada

 

[paracarl44]

I am not........................

wearing an orange jumpsuit.

 

[milagros317]

I am not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not quitting anything.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not wearing red.

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...............

tickling anybody.

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

tickling anybody.

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

The "S" post was skipped...

I am not screwing anybody tonight 🙁 😀

Now for the next post...

I am not very irritated when it comes to skipping on the next correct post in a thread....unless it's my thread, then I have to be that irritated