I am not thread

[Pokey]

I am not

bouncing balls

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I am not as cute as I was when i was a child

 

[Jagermeistered]

I am not drinking... Yeah right! 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..............................

eating elephant ears.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not...........................

riding on galloping goat in Georgia.

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......................

delivering ice to igloos in Iceland.

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I am not killing any kangaroos at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I am not making money at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I am not offering any olive branches to anyone at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I am not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not........................

playing with quicksilver.

 

[milagros317]

I am not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..........................

stealing silver in Seattle.

 

[smokinj]

I am not tickling ticklish toes right now. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.................................

swimming underwater in my underwear in Utah.

 

[milagros317]

I am not voluntarily vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......................

wading in water in Washington.

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......................

yodeling in Yugoslavia.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀