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[amk714]

I am not kidding when I say I love this forum.

 

[milagros317]

I am not limping. 😀

 

[blondie46]

I am not mouthing the words to "My Baby Does the Hanky Panky." 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not Nebraskan. 😛

 

[blondie46]

I am not over the hump yet.

 

[milagros317]

I am not pumping millions of barrels of crude oil. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not quitting this forum just yet. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not really fully awake now, so I better go to sleep.

 

[amk714]

I am not sleeping just yet, but I'm sure I don't have to tell you that.

 

[milagros317]

I am not taking a taxi to the airport. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not under a tree right now. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I am not volunteering to clean the bathroom today. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not worried about who'll get the dreaded 'X' post, because I won't be the one who gets it. 🙄

 

[milagros317]

I am not Xena, Warrior Princess, but I would love to be her tickle toy. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not Yanni, nor would I want to be him. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not zealous about any sport except baseball. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not Argentine. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not boarding any dogs in a kennel. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not carrying anything in my hands; if I were, I wouldn't be able to type. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not driving to San Jose. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not eloping with any woman in the immediate future.

 

[milagros317]

I am not feeding live mice to a snake. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not gerrymandering any areas.

 

[milagros317]

I am not helping to gerrymander any election districts. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not in a library, but I do have some books around me.