I am not thread

[amk714]

I am not involved in any shady deals.

 

[milagros317]

I am not jaundiced. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not King Kong, but if I were, I'd tickle the feet of my female captive.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Limeoutsider, but I am her friend. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not Milagros317, obviously.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Natural Tickler, nor do I root for the Cubs as he does. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not ogling any women (or men, of course 😛) right now.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Pandora, nor do I have a box filled with evil things. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not quite finished posting here.

 

[milagros317]

I am not racing around in circles. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not stopping being silly anytime soon.

 

[milagros317]

I am not tickling Britney Spears' feet right now, sorry to say. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not using a hair dryer. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not volunteering to eat a dead rat. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not wondering who'll get stuck with the dreaded 'X' post. 🙄

 

[milagros317]

I am not Xerxes, King of Persia, nor would I invite him home to dinner. 😛

 

[amk714]

I am not yawning just yet.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zorro, nor have I ever been in a sword fight. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not always posting, believe it or not. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I am not barging into people's rooms without knocking on the door. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not coming to a political convention anytime soon. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not diving into a vat of beer. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not eating any food right now.

 

[milagros317]

I am not forgetful. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not going to Mexico anytime soon, even though it's not very far from where I live. 😀 😛