I am so ugly

[hazelf1]

I am so ugly i scare the animals in the jungle:

Anybody want to follow this come on folks 🙂:stickout😱😉😢blush


I am so ugly ..........................................................................

 

[pwner_91]

i am so ugly i make my reflection cry

 

[jmpopov]

I'm so ugly my shadow runs away from me.

 

[juggernaut]

I'm so ugly.... bah... who am I kidding? I'm gorgeous.

 

[11225]

I'm so ugly...even the odor doesn't show up.

 

[uttahcee1]

here is the best one.. I'm so ugly my dog closes his eyes when he humps my leg...

 

[likeasong1]

Oldie but goodie.... I'm so ugly, I have to cover my head with a blanket so sleep can creep up on me.

 

[melanie2]

I'm so ugly i turn men to stone. and Nerrad hmm thy name is modesty.:stickout

 

[likeasong1]

I'm so ugly that when I was born and my parents asked the doctor if it was a boy or a girl, the doctor said, "No."

 

[melanie2]

I'm so ugly that when I was born and my parents asked the doctor if it was a boy or a girl, the doctor said, "No."

giggles.

 

[likeasong1]

Thanks, I got that one from Phyllis Diller.

 

[TFStudio]

I'm so ugly when I was born my mother wanted to return me

 

[TickleWolf]

I make medecine sick

 

[TickleWolf]

I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother!
all credit to Mr. Dangerfield😉

 

[melanie2]

i'm so ugly that kids run to George Bush for comfort..giggles..:stickout

 

[likeasong1]

I'm so ugly, the boogieman checks his closet for me.

 

[Gothika]

im so ugly rain crys when it sees me

 

[locker669]

I'm so ugly I make mice jump on chairs.

 

[TFStudio]

I'm so ugly that when I go to the zoo, they try to put me in a cage.

 

[melanie2]

I"m so ugly i can't throw up, as the vomit gets sick at the sight of me..

 

[Pat_the_Baker]

I'm so ugly my father pressed my face into dough when I was younger to make gorilla cookies.

 

[Ishaanshah]

I'm so ugly, my wife hired an ogre to replace me for the family portrait. :cry