(Whispering)....OK....she/he's kidding, right? She/He can't be serious about this, right?!? Please tell me he/she gets that these shows are at the worst innocuous and inert, but surely not dangerous...please tell me she/he knows that TV can't turn ANYone gay....nothing but your own personal birth make-up (nature, not nurture) can decide that
for you....please tell me she/he understands that his/her statements are extremely homophobic, insulting and negative and hurtful and that he/she was talking sarcastically...Please tell me all these other people know that children's programming
tries to provide language and social skill development, enrichment and cognitive support through a multiplicity of approaches, including definition of body parts and movement activities.....PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE tell me these people aren't serious.
Or maybe they're right! (now speaking up strongly).....PEOPLE! Rally the troops!!! Get your pitch forks and torches!!! We have goofy kids show actors engaging in (at worst) sillyness to execute!!! They are changing our childrens' sexual orientations as we watch!!! Call out the hounds....nay! - the town militia!!! We will beat these ruffians and their wiggly toes back into the days of the Inquisition!!!! We will drown them in the Moat of Intolerance!!! We will strike them down with the Sword of Ignorance!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, someday there will be a Projectile of Nuclear Obliteration of Common Sense we could use....oh, for that blessed day!!!
Thank gods we didn't let Tinky Winky, the Rebel Leader of Themotherkindsofpeoplesuckia, see these people...a large scale insurrection would have ensued post haste!!!
Next thing you know....those wiggly toed people will be jealous of our freedoms and if they have fossil fuels, we'll have to invade their shoes.
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