Ahhhhh the Colonel. Even when he was young he was thinking of chicken. When he told his parents he was going to check out the chicks, they knew what he was really up to.
Can't you just see him standing on street corner saying "Hey babe, wanna get extra crispy?" or "Hey sweetheart, I've got you on my bucket list."
Dats nothin...I went the OC fair this year and ate Deep Fried Smores, Deep Fried White Castle burger, Chili Cheese Fries, 2 20 oz beers & a Corn on the cobb. 😀
Yes I'm still alive...