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I have never

I have never recieved a love letter from Vietnam.
 
I have never given birth to an alien while riding a pink elephant and eating an ice cream cone on the 6th tuesday of the 14th month.
 
I have never shot an elephant in my pajamas.I tried,but they didn't fit him.:bwahaha:
 
I have never jumped off the Empire State Building.:veryhappy
 
I have never burnt down a forest (but I know someone who did)
 
I have never lounged on the shelves of a Massachusetts bakery 😀
 
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