I have never

[thetmfobserver]

...mentioned Ethel Merman to my mother while we were in a sauna

 

[Jason Reborn]

...mentioned Ethel Merman to my mother while we were in a sauna

You're welcome ^ 😀

I have never nodded off on someone while they're tickling my feet 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have never.....................

been to Oregon.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never played trumpet in a blizzard

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never quit a job.

 

[milagros317]

I have never really royally ruthlessly ruined raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have never screwed up as much as I have these past couple of weeks

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never tickled a German dodgeball player.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never..........................

swam underwater in my underwear in Utah.

 

[milagros317]

I have never vaulted various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have never "walked" down the side of a mountain before 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have never.....................

played the xylophone.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never yearned to be a pretty princess.

 

[milagros317]

I have never zestfully zealously zoomed, zigzagging through the air in a jet plane. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never antagonized an angry ape.

 

[Angel77]

I have never believed what came out of her mouth.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never chased a car.

 

[milagros317]

I have never deliberately detained devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never electrocuted anyone.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never fondled an Australian in an empty bowling alley.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never groped German guys.

 

[milagros317]

I have never hurriedly happily harvested healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have never been ice fishing

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never jumped out of a plane to go sky diving.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never killed an animal larger than a Spider.