I Hope You Die.... (thanks Smiley... funny)

[ticklkitten]

sort of a break up song... cracks me up, Smiley sings this while I'm cussing out others.

Woke up this morning
you were gone
found the note... it said "so long"

you said this love
would last our lives...
I hope your face
breaks out in hives

I hope you die
a painful death
I hope you choke
on your next breath

you screwed up me
you done me wrong
I hope you die
before too long

I hope you have
a heart attack
I hope your gut
gets really fat

you were my guy
but you're not
I hope you die
I hope you rot

and I don't want
to be your friend
I only want
your life to end

you're back in town
with someone's elses gal
I hope you drown
in the love canal

I hope you die
a painful death
I hope you choke
on your next breath

screwed me up
you done too wrong
I hope you die
before too long

I hope you die
during this song

I hope you die
I really really hope you die

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Cute...

 

[Stitch62679]

It's sincere, I'll give it that 😉

 

[ticklkitten]

At my birthday party he was singing this while playing playstation 2 with Viper. I was dying I was laughing so hard. I should really try to figure out how to attach the file itself so you can hear the song. It's one you catch on the morning radio every now and then. I've been trying to get him to send it to me FOREVER. Had to share... 😉

 

[General Zod]

I've heard this song on the Bob and Tom show I just can't remember the guy who sings it