Senshi1
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Great morning, friends and roamings! I proper love Avatar, I do (The James Cameron film - though I don't have anything against the cartoon, either). So, after seeing it again recently, I figured a pic was in order.
If you get a kick out of this and want to see more, come see me for some more spousal torment at www.wife-napper.deviantart.com
This pic was done using the MacGuyver method (drawing>phone picture>editing software). Spent ages trying to get the skin right. Anyway, hope you enjoy!
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Welcome to Pandora, fellow Wife-Nappers! Whilst being the most hostile, dangerous, and impenetrable jungle you will ever see, it is also the friendliest. If you have a pretty girl on your arm, these plants WILL try to take her, and they WILL do all manner of things TO her. This forest will scoop them up and tickle them until they pee, and then it will tickle them some MORE.
Nothing like a good old-fashioned safety briefing, eh? But seriously, even for an intrepid woodland tree-hopping native like Neytiri, even a moment spent not paying attention can cost you dearly. Up until this moment, Neytiri had spent the majority of the day in a somewhat bratty and slightly domineering mood. When not slapping her mate, Jake, on the wrist and yelling at him for minor mistakes, she'd been laughing at his confusion regarding some of the more unusual plants and animals in the Pandoran jungle.
So naturally, when she fell from a loose branch and fell straight into the clutches of the Pandoran Clutchervine, the most gropingest plant around, her long-suffering pupil/mate seized on the opportunity for some good old-fashioned revenge.
Neytiri, busy trying to trample her way out of the plant's mouth, hardly noticed Jake wrapping some vines around her wrists. Assuming they were to pull her out, she gripped them tightly, ignorant of the fact that Jake was lashing them tightly around her wrists. After her wrists were tied tightly in place, Jake had intended to remove what little clothing she wore, but the Clutchervine had already beaten him to the punch. In fact, the plant had wasted no time at all, as its tiny, curious tendrils prodded and wrapped themselves around the Na'vi's most sensitive parts, stimulating her in all the right ways to make her giggle and go weak at the knees.
After hurling much abuse at her betrothed, Neytiri, weakened greatly by the plant's methodical work, realises that Jake is her only way out of her predicament. So, like any proud Na'vi, she angrily ORDERS him to release her, at ONCE.
This goes down like a lead balloon.
Jake, who wasn't going to release her ANYway (so NUH), decides that this bratty blue chick needs to be brought down a good few pegs, Earth-style. Seizing a feather from nearby on the ground, Jake twirls it around and around in his hands, approaching his helpless teacher. She giggles and wriggles but still manages to retain her pride by calling him a few choice Na'vi names. Jake grins at her - he's certainly not about to let her go, not until she's done something worthwhile. Say uncle? Admit she makes mistakes too? Admit that Jake is the studliest Lord High Master of Everything and that she is his obedient slave? Ah, the possibilities. Jake licks his lips - he knows he's going to savor this for as long as he possibly can, regardlesas of how badly Neytiri will make him pay for it later.
If you get a kick out of this and want to see more, come see me for some more spousal torment at www.wife-napper.deviantart.com
This pic was done using the MacGuyver method (drawing>phone picture>editing software). Spent ages trying to get the skin right. Anyway, hope you enjoy!
- - - - -
Welcome to Pandora, fellow Wife-Nappers! Whilst being the most hostile, dangerous, and impenetrable jungle you will ever see, it is also the friendliest. If you have a pretty girl on your arm, these plants WILL try to take her, and they WILL do all manner of things TO her. This forest will scoop them up and tickle them until they pee, and then it will tickle them some MORE.
Nothing like a good old-fashioned safety briefing, eh? But seriously, even for an intrepid woodland tree-hopping native like Neytiri, even a moment spent not paying attention can cost you dearly. Up until this moment, Neytiri had spent the majority of the day in a somewhat bratty and slightly domineering mood. When not slapping her mate, Jake, on the wrist and yelling at him for minor mistakes, she'd been laughing at his confusion regarding some of the more unusual plants and animals in the Pandoran jungle.
So naturally, when she fell from a loose branch and fell straight into the clutches of the Pandoran Clutchervine, the most gropingest plant around, her long-suffering pupil/mate seized on the opportunity for some good old-fashioned revenge.
Neytiri, busy trying to trample her way out of the plant's mouth, hardly noticed Jake wrapping some vines around her wrists. Assuming they were to pull her out, she gripped them tightly, ignorant of the fact that Jake was lashing them tightly around her wrists. After her wrists were tied tightly in place, Jake had intended to remove what little clothing she wore, but the Clutchervine had already beaten him to the punch. In fact, the plant had wasted no time at all, as its tiny, curious tendrils prodded and wrapped themselves around the Na'vi's most sensitive parts, stimulating her in all the right ways to make her giggle and go weak at the knees.
After hurling much abuse at her betrothed, Neytiri, weakened greatly by the plant's methodical work, realises that Jake is her only way out of her predicament. So, like any proud Na'vi, she angrily ORDERS him to release her, at ONCE.
This goes down like a lead balloon.
Jake, who wasn't going to release her ANYway (so NUH), decides that this bratty blue chick needs to be brought down a good few pegs, Earth-style. Seizing a feather from nearby on the ground, Jake twirls it around and around in his hands, approaching his helpless teacher. She giggles and wriggles but still manages to retain her pride by calling him a few choice Na'vi names. Jake grins at her - he's certainly not about to let her go, not until she's done something worthwhile. Say uncle? Admit she makes mistakes too? Admit that Jake is the studliest Lord High Master of Everything and that she is his obedient slave? Ah, the possibilities. Jake licks his lips - he knows he's going to savor this for as long as he possibly can, regardlesas of how badly Neytiri will make him pay for it later.
