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I should be punished...

Snail Shell

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It's was late. I was tired. I was full of fet-talk and chocolate.

Don't judge me too harshly...



Baldadonis jumped out a plane. Now he's a paralegal.

MTP Jeff published a novel, but instead of his name, he used an Omnomnom-de-plume.

Jo's laughter brightens even the darkest room. She's like a CrystalLightswitch.

Viper GTS was a computer tech, but he found that the job was too PC.

Krazie found work operating a steam shovel in Phoenix. Now he's a hot diggity dog.

Debate on the TMF is over. Final score: Tamia - 78, Drew - 70.

Mistress Aura watched a bunch of pro wrestlers dress like metal singers, but she'd rather see 'em punk.

When Ray was working through rehab, Madonna wrote a tribute song about him learning to walk again. Quicker than a Venray of Light.

BrightEyes is an attractive tickle target. She has real lee allure.

Haribo tried to be more like Harib, but he didn't quite make it. Now he's kinda Harib-ish.

Snail Shell actually posted this crap. He's a real Canadian Loonie.



Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some running to do... :imouttahe

Snail Shell
 
Dude, I should be punished for finding that WAY more funny than it was 😀
 
OMFG.


*groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*


*throws pooter-ine*
 
Alright. Lessee here.....

*grumble grumble grumble*

Um....

Lily poses for photos for a living. She's a model citizen.

Cindy covered her walls with fashion magazines. It's truly Glamor-ous.

:bubble:

Snail Shell
 
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NERD! :triangle:
 
Have you lost your mind? You are starting to sound like me.

Cheers. :flapflap:
 
Damn, Snail. I guess now we know the good chronic is found in Canada after all.
 
In all seriousness, what the hell is wrong with you? :omnomnom:
 
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