I think I'm allergic to sex....

[Lord Doctor]

It seems to cause swelling 😀

 

[texastickler]

It seems to cause swelling 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

and?

 

[Lord Doctor]

...and a temperature and sweating too!

 

[Bohemianne]

...and what's the diagnosis on such symptoms? 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

...that you're fucked 😀


OK, that's prognosis, but WTF😀

 

[Bohemianne]

...prognosis of sex quacks. Whatever.

There must be an antidote at least for the "swelling." And don't WTF me ever *&^%$#@!, it's you who have the allergy!

 

[milagros317]

The swelling needs to be treating with rubbing in a soft moist enclosure. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

The swelling needs to be treating with rubbing in a soft moist enclosure. 😀

Like "portal" of some sort?

Scientific indeed.

 

[milagros317]

If the portal is approximately 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit and well lubricated ... 😛

 

[Bohemianne]

...then all that is needed is 5.5 PSI lateral force...

Cardiac arrest for sure. Then swelling is over.

 

[milagros317]

I believe that my heart is sound. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

I believe that my heart is sound. 😀

I believe you, but allergies can't be underestimated. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm allergic to allergies. 😛

 

[Bohemianne]

Wow. Now that's complicated and overkill. You need amnesia and placebo overdose. 😀 😀 😱

 

[milagros317]

Wow. Now that's complicated and overkill. You need amnesia and placebo overdose. 😀 😀 😱

That might be helpful. 😀

 

[Lord Doctor]

The plastic placebo is far too costly 😀