I wish -
That someone would hire me as a singer.
That if the above wish can't come true, then someone would give me a better job, period. Someplace where people have a work ethic and lazy teenage girls are fired instead of just talked to so they do vindictive, bitchy things to me later. (And for those about to suggest tickle torturing her, she's underaged and anyway, tickle torture is too good for a brat like her. What she needs is a wack upside the head.)
I wish I was in a set of stocks right now, my arms stretched above my head, completely nude in a room full of tickle-nuts.
I wish I could pay my credit card bills in full.
I wish my best friend's lung transplant had been sucessful and she had lived to see her 27th birthday. (She had cystic fibrosis.) Not to mention her 90th.
I wish that they'd make another Star Trek series. Preferably using Gene Roddenberry's notes for Assignment Earth.
I wish Hollywood would be creative and stop making remakes or movies based on old tv shows.
I wish my dog wasn't going deaf.
I wish people would understand my jokes so I wouldn't have to constantly add the words "I'm joking".
I wish I could remember what I've already wished for.
I wish people would actually study an issue before making a judgement on it. Especially when it's a political issue and they're only chosing their side of it because someone like Rush Limbaugh or Michael Moore tell them which side they should be on.
I wish people would just learn to get along.
I wish I knew how to flirt.
I wish just once in my life, a man would treat me like the men in cheap romance novels - especially those where a "modern day woman" is tossed back in time to find her true love in the arms of someone who'd today be considered a "male chauvinist pig" - treat their women.
