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if you could choose to be.....

Fantasy~Unicorn, just cause i liked them when i was younger

Real~Wolves of any kind...they just are very cool, and if you really study them, they are very family (pack) oriented.
 
Hmmmm....one of two creatures.


Dolphin - Second smartest animal, next to humans and a damn sight cleaner than primates; plus they have one hell of a sex drive from what I've been told.

Housecat - If I'm gonna be a lazy motherfucker, I may as well be the most comfortable lazy motherfucker there is: a housecat that's cared for by aging ladies. It can also afford me the opportunity to tongue-tickle ticklish girls' feets.


Fantasy creature: A Balrog...you could kick anybody's ass.
 
something i've noticed

some of the respondents to this thread said in another thread that they were/are vegitarians. these same good folks have siad in this thread that they want to be some of the most carniverous animals and vicious killers walking the planet. hmm... just makes me think.

steve
 
ROFLMAO! Eddie Izzard is so brilliant!

Admiral Trouser said:
(all credit for following post goes to: Eddie Izzard, for I would be....)

An Evil Giraffe. I shall eat the leaves on this tree, so that there will be no more leaves, and some other animals....may die. Mua-haha. Mua-haha. Mua-haha.

AT 😉

Thank you, Admiral; I'm pleased to see another Izzard fan here. (I also love your signature quote. 🙂 )

And now, back to the topic at hand. I would probably be a large cat; I was thinking tiger, but then I saw Ticklemmmeeeeee's reply, and realized that a black panther is also an extraordinary animal. I'm just impressed with the power and grace of the large cats in general.
 
Iggy, I'm surprised at you! I thought the animal of choice was obvious: "I wanna be your dog..."--Iggy and the Stooges
 
Great insight, Steve...
and now, while I prepare to dig into a Barber's Chicken Cordon Bleu, I laugh, because there's simply no way to include me on that list you're thinking about...
 
Unicorn, most definitely. Or a pegasus.
If it has to be something EVERYONE believes in, then a white tiger. I used to be obsessed with them when I was little. Long as I'm not in a show.
 
I thing I'd like to be a cat. Not because of laziness, but because they are very individualistic personalities, and nobody expects them to follow orders or walks them on a leash... 😎

But I guess I would be a large, fat cat like Garfield, eating hamburgers, pizza, and pasta instead of mice! 😀
 
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