If you were God for a day...

[Budweiserbob!]

Regardless of whether or not you believe in a divine entity, we all know the power of which a God has. He can do anything and everything.

So if you had the opportunity to be God for exactly twenty four hours, what would you do?

For the sake of this argument, let's say the only thing you had no power over was the length of time for which you had your powers. No "well the first thing I would do is make my Godly powers permanent" or "I will make a single day last forever". I know there are numerous different ways to get around this rule, but let's not. Takes the fun away. 😛

I don't know what I would do... and should have really thought about what I would do before posting this thread... I'll go think about it. 😛

 

[PurpleStyle]

I would do the most humane thing possible: destroy the Earth. Kidding. :stickout

Without thinking into it too much (because the idea actually makes me cringe at thought of something similar to M-theory) I would create a (relatively) accessible dimension that allows for faster-than-light travel. I'd also add a parallel universe devoid of any life, for the purpose of stealing it's zero-point energy. I may even rewrite this universe's programming to allow cold fusion. I'd boost star formation within the galaxy as well. I'd give Mars a magnetosphere to allow the eventual terra-forming of it when the Earth is not longer habitable. I don't want to make it too easy on people, they still have to do things for themselves. 😉

That brings me to my next point; I wouldn't bother with doing things like forcing humanity to accept world peace, because that's a bigger stretch on my imagination than parallel universes. xD

 

[hazelf1]

I'am not into religion till the soft stuff hits the fan then into church.

Well i would put a end to all suffering and illness, povety, and try to go for world peace and justice, fair play.

But humans being humans i think there would always be war or conflict,arguements at the very least.

But by getting rid of poverty, illness, and suffering it would give the world a start.

Now here is a thought my partner came up with she is religious and just said.

"because we are safe and don't have poverty (no food type poverty the extreme) but know it exists, and don't do anything about it, like go as a aid worker to these countries, do you think god may punish us"

If we didn't know about it then thats different.

Well iam simple in random order: i eat, sleep, work, play,tickle, bondage, more sleep, leave the god stuff to others.

Nice thread thanks for posting should be a interesting one.

They will all start soon i want, to have bigger feathers, look like a film star, have a better dungeon, have more lees, you see lol

 

[a1532b]

All life forms become made of Gummy. All grass becomes sugar. All water becomes maple syrup. Dudes. That's the world I want to live in! 😀

 

[Blue Shift]

Seeing as how I'm God, I might as well troll scientists...

1) Make the Earth flat and the centre of the solar system

2) Permit division by zero, make pi equal to exactly 3

3) Force the laws of the world to be governed by Astrology

 

[the_jimmy_james]

I'd grant myself a Starship, then anime would perish under maximum deletion.

Is that permitted by the Happiness Patrol?

 

[Celerich]

The whole world to be made of chocolate, people to be made of skittles, and to have an infinite stomach with an endless appetite.

 

[hazelf1]

From a fun element i would love to have exray vision lol

 

[skull108]

hmm i can't pick the things id like to do, but hey i could reset it all expect the time i have em right.

I would give us a source of power that is unlimited and see if it is used in a good way or total destrsution of the planet ( future seeing )

Give earth a second chanse bye cleaning out the oceans , refilling it with fish and other animals arround the globe. Bring back the dodo bird XD. Filtering the air and reverse glowal warming effects + putting a giant corck into vulcanos and reinforcing the earths brake lines aswel as reicing the pole caps. Then after my powers fade i can see if either we learned something from it and continue our way to stop or prevent all of this from happening again or just go back to the old ways and refuck up again once more.

Either i would vanish all oil on this globe or all money, and no machiens in making it for a year , lets see how we fair then mwhaha.

Put some more trees and flowers in deserts.

Gief animals the abilety to speak. Now we all know why our cats and dogs bark and miauw for XD + very handy in the zoo.



Or if i tap in my evil side ( we all have one don't deny it ) rampage on the globe like armaggedon on a fiery horse, no rly i would go on the street with a giant horse on fire with magnificent plate skulls on it, waving a a huge swords just going nuts arround. I would go to france and shape the eifel tower in a giant peener. Reverse al piramids. Recraft mount rushmore into the teletubies. etc etc , too mutch to tell.

Make everyone freaking ticklish and let loose a swarm of featherimps all over the globe , fly my preties flyyyy.

Make the sky go disco.

Boy i would have fun if i had it XD

 

[PurpleStyle]

I can say this for sure: If anybody was god, they would eventually get painfully bored.

 

[tklmaestro]

I can say this for sure: If anybody was god, they would eventually get painfully bored.

Think of playing an endless aray of the most realistic awesome video games and playing them with endless possiblities and a infinately endless amount of adventures. How does that equate with boring ?

 

[ryuken01]

If I were God

If I were god for one day I would just be content at being at the top even if it was for just one day I would just sit a the top and look at life from a Gods viewpoint.

 

[Relent<]

Burn a hole from one side of the earth to the other, and leave an anomalous channel through the center of the earth that boats could pass through, but planes couldn't fly over.

Because i fucking hate airplanes. . .
plus itd be kind of neat to live on a giant donut. spheres are boring.

 

[epsilongold]

First thing I would do is set everyone strait on the whole religion thing and let everyone to know what to expect after death. That should stop quite a few conflics.

Next If life beyond earth doesn't already exist, make it.

Then see to it that all resources that are needed are inexhaustible.

After that, take care of the people on my "black list".

Next on the line is making the Earth able to handle green house gasses, so good by globe warming.

After all that, wing it.

 

[Bator]

First thing I would do is set everyone strait on the whole religion and let everyone to know what to expect after death. That should stop quite a few conflics.

Next If life beyond earth doesn't already exist, make it.

Then see to it that all resources that are needed are inexhaustible.

After take care of the people on my "black list".

After all that, wing it.

How about removing hatred, envy, greed and bigotry, then there would be no need of a "black list"🙂

 

[Relent<]

^because humans have free-will, you silly 😛

 

[Bator]

They won,t have anything that I mentioned in my previous statement, not if I,m God for 24hrs and I,m starting with you🙂 and Bob didn,t mention anythig about parameters.So you go burn your tunnel which will be redundant after this:stickout

 

[epsilongold]

How about removing hatred, envy, greed and bigotry, then there would be no need of a "black list"🙂

Their are people that shall remain nameless, some that are personal and others that are known throughout the world, that I just want to see suffer. So I'll stick with my "black list" thank you.

 

[PAINTEDakiGREEN]

All life forms become made of Gummy. All grass becomes sugar. All water becomes maple syrup. Dudes. That's the world I want to live in! 😀

My god, you're funny. ^_^

Seeing as how I'm God, I might as well troll scientists...

1) Make the Earth flat and the centre of the solar system

2) Permit division by zero, make pi equal to exactly 3

3) Force the laws of the world to be governed by Astrology

O.O
The... center of the solar system? *gasp* But if Earth was flat and spinning, wouldn't it fling off all the people? Or do we still have gravity, and wouldn't that make morning time really annoying? We'd literally be blinded by the light since it wouldn't be a gradual warming up to the sun. 😉

I'd enjoy the lack of commotion about pi, though. It's quite overrated in my opinion. It's just a silly number. >.<

But... what if I don't like astrology? I'll never be able to date a Leo again. *cries*

 

[PAINTEDakiGREEN]

I have to say that if I was god for a day, I'd totally do something really boring like.. walk on water.

 

[TKLVR181]

Fix the whole world hunger and global warming things. Epsilon had a great idea when he (assuming cyborg commando means male :stickout ) said fix resources so they're inexhaustable.

Then I'd go down and chill XD Yeah people'd know who I am, but I picture myself as more of a Leonidas king/God....respected for good actions and friendliness, not fear XD
I'd be a popular God who did nice things for people....I don't think I'd have a hit list, but I might have a "tie up in public and humiliate/tickletorture" list....😉

~K

 

[Bator]

Their are people that shall remain nameless, some that are personal and others that are known throughout the world, that I just want to see suffer. So I'll stick with my "black list" thank you.

OK, I,m very pleased that you really can,t be God for a day.

 

[Relent<]

^who are you to question god?
*smite*
In all honesty though, you're taking this discussion much too seriously. Which i suppose you might if you believe in god at all. Just as well, the situations are purely hypothetical.

 

[Blue Shift]

O.O
The... center of the solar system? *gasp* But if Earth was flat and spinning, wouldn't it fling off all the people? Or do we still have gravity, and wouldn't that make morning time really annoying?

It's cool, the disc is supported by a giant space turtle and 4 elephants. All the gravity you need.

Not sure what you mean by morning time... the Sun is orbiting the Earth, so you'd have light and dark as usual (Light when the Sun is over the disc, dark when it passes underneath the turtle).

 

[Duke Diablo]

Why, if I were god for a day, the first thing I'd do is make my powers permanent. 😛

Second, I would re-instate the sacrifices universe-wide, but would grant insight to my followers: I'd explain to them how evolution DID happen, that I don't want them to wage religious wars, inquisition... and to, please, stop screwing young children. Anyone who doesn't... well, it's hell time for ya, kiddo.

Next, just for the fun of it, I'd introduce all the species of the universe one to another. Then, I'd have each race send a reverse-hostage pair to me, whose only task would be procreation. In case that any two races go to war, I'd kill all of them, from both races, except that pair.