If you won the lottery, what would you do?

[General Zod]

If ya'll wanna get away from people,move to North Dakota Nobody will follow you there 😀

1 I would help my family
2 I would get the wuvablle widdle vorpal bunnies anything they wanted
3 I would by a Russian made W.W.2 Stalin tank
4I would open up a hobby shop
5 I would go on a long road trip in a medium sized RV

 

[ViperGTS]

Modifications to make to my car with all that money:

~Carbon Fiber DOHC front intake hood
~Carbon Fiber Z3-style fenders
~Lamborghini-style 130* vertical door mounts for both front and rear doors
~Fiberglass interior dash parts
~Carbon Fiber trunk-lid with 98 style RT spoiler
~Carbon Fiber side skirts/rear bumper cover from West Wings
~High grade, heavy duty front and rear axles
~5 speed Manual Transaxle transmission swap
~Booger red bushings
~2.4L Magnum DOHC motor
~Stage 3 Turbocharger
~High flowthrough exhaust system
~Red Neon underbody kit
~Iceman Cold Air intake
~Polished header
~NoS Sport racing Bucket seats
~Dual-tone Glossy (glass) black paintjob with dual Fire Engine Red Racing stripes
~Dual 6" HD LCD monitors embedded in front seat headrests with mini-DVD player in the glove compartment
~Sony Xplod sound system featuring (2) 6X9's (rear deck), (2) 6.5's (front doorpanels), (2) 3.5's (front dash), (2) 15" Subs (in a custom made fiberglass enclosure in the trunk), 1400Watt amplifier, CDX-M9900 headunit
~High performance shocks/struts
~Racing prakes/rotors with fire engine red painted calipers
~17' chrome wheels with low profile racing slicks

Should only amount to...a couple hundred grand.

Any other ideas? :-D

 

[bratgirl365]

Modifications to make to my car with all that money:

~Carbon Fiber DOHC front intake hood
~Carbon Fiber Z3-style fenders
~Lamborghini-style 130* vertical door mounts for both front and rear doors
~Fiberglass interior dash parts
~Carbon Fiber trunk-lid with 98 style RT spoiler
~Carbon Fiber side skirts/rear bumper cover from West Wings
~High grade, heavy duty front and rear axles
~5 speed Manual Transaxle transmission swap
~Booger red bushings
~2.4L Magnum DOHC motor
~Stage 3 Turbocharger
~High flowthrough exhaust system
~Red Neon underbody kit
~Iceman Cold Air intake
~Polished header
~NoS Sport racing Bucket seats
~Dual-tone Glossy (glass) black paintjob with dual Fire Engine Red Racing stripes
~Dual 6" HD LCD monitors embedded in front seat headrests with mini-DVD player in the glove compartment
~Sony Xplod sound system featuring (2) 6X9's (rear deck), (2) 6.5's (front doorpanels), (2) 3.5's (front dash), (2) 15" Subs (in a custom made fiberglass enclosure in the trunk), 1400Watt amplifier, CDX-M9900 headunit
~High performance shocks/struts
~Racing prakes/rotors with fire engine red painted calipers
~17' chrome wheels with low profile racing slicks

Should only amount to...a couple hundred grand.

Any other ideas? :-D

Sounds like a cool ride there, Viper 😎

 

[tickleshotel]

I would make my dream of owning,operating a Tickle Hotel where all TMF members would be welcome,invited to come visit or live indefinitely on the premises where Tickling would reign 365 days a year at all hours I have big dreams of a Grand Land of Tickle Hotel/resort and spa where all those people that are brave enough to set foot through the door will have a outstanding time from when they enter the Hotel/Resort to the day if they unfortunately have to leave .
Working for a Gold Crown Timeshare and resort company in real life,I know that any resort is *not* complete with a Spa so it would be a guarantee that the Tickle Hotel will have a Spa where the ladies and/or guys could make appointments for a manicure,pedicure,soak in the steam-bath,massage,ect.
That is what I'd do if I won the lotto or I'll go a step further,I;d do this if I was fortunate enough to inherit alot of money too

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Hmmmm....assuming there's enough to cover everything....

1) Pay off all debts for ourselves and family and close friends.
2) Get a decent lawyer for my brother so he could get out of jail...and then sue the shit out of the gov't for putting him there to begin with.
3) Make donations to some select charities.
4) Create a safe haven where a live-in TK community could become a reality.

Ann

 

[crydun]

I would make my dream of owning,operating a Tickle Hotel where all TMF members would be welcome,invited to come visit or live indefinitely on the premises where Tickling would reign 365 days a year at all hours I have big dreams of a Grand Land of Tickle Hotel/resort and spa where all those people that are brave enough to set foot through the door will have a outstanding time from when they enter the Hotel/Resort to the day if they unfortunately have to leave .
Working for a Gold Crown Timeshare and resort company in real life,I know that any resort is *not* complete with a Spa so it would be a guarantee that the Tickle Hotel will have a Spa where the ladies and/or guys could make appointments for a manicure,pedicure,soak in the steam-bath,massage,ect.
That is what I'd do if I won the lotto or I'll go a step further,I;d do this if I was fortunate enough to inherit alot of money too

Remind me sometime to post the lyrics of the song I made up "Tickleshotel"

(sung to the tune of "Blueberry Hill)

 

[Dave2112]

Hmmmm....a dollar and a dream....

I'd most likely be Dutch within 48 hours, carrying the whole thing in cash in a duffle bag, attending Cannabis Cup and walking down the red-light district shouting "Who likes money?"...

...and be dead in a month.

 

[amk714]

I'm amazed at the diversity of responses in this thread. 😀

I know this news is a little late, but seven Kaiser Permanente workers who are located VERY close to where I live (they bought the winning ticket in Anaheim, California) have won that $315 jackpot, in case you haven't heard. 🙁 😛

Lucky 7: Kaiser group's ticket wins $315 million

Mega Lotto winners remain anonymous

You might have to register with the site to read the articles, but I think the registration process is free. 🙂

 

[He-Man]

I would make my dream of owning,operating a Tickle Hotel where all TMF members would be welcome,invited to come visit or live indefinitely on the premises where Tickling would reign 365 days a year at all hours :

I was just thinkin of adding something like that to my list. Almost every part of it would be tickling/fetish themed .

 

[MrMacphisto]

The answer to this question depends on how much the winnings granted. If we're talking $100 million (after taxes), then this is what I would do....

First, pay whatever the amount is to keep my name out of the papers. I wouldn't want to end up like that WV lottery winner that's now in jail due to so many bad things.

Second, hire a professional CPA (no one who's worked at Arthur Anderson) to help me file my taxes, set up a ton of accounts under the FDIC limit, and to help me set up some Swiss bank accounts as well.

Third, buy some property in Minneapolis, Vancouver, Sydney, Dublin, London, and some place in New Zealand (for the heck of it). Jump through whatever hoops required to get multiple citizenships (for the places that actually allow that) and get passports for the places that don't.

Four (actually this is part of step 2, chronologically), donate a big chunk of the money to charity for both that rewarding feeling and for the tax deductions.

Five, get the hell out of Greensboro. This place is boring as hell.... lol

 

[amk714]

Five, get the hell out of Greensboro. This place is boring as hell.... lol

Maybe move to a blue state, or another country altogether, Mac? 😛

Great suggestions, I think I'll give those a try if I ever win the lottery. 😀

 

[mark 19]

In reality probably invest it but if I could bring my self to spend it all I would buy as many 1 penny sweets as I could i.e if I won 10,000,000 I would buy 10,000,000,000 sweets just to see what it looked like, then I’d distribute them among the towns folk because I’m just that generous.

 

[MrMacphisto]

Maybe move to a blue state, or another country altogether, Mac? 😛

I'd probably choose Canada or Ireland as my primary citizenship, but if I truly had millions to spend and invest, I'd probably travel for the rest of my life between different residences. That way, I'd never get tired of where I was at the time.

 

[4stringslinga]

Buy an expensive randy rhoads signature guitar and a marshall half stack to go along, get a whole bunch load of some good weed and lock myself into a room for years. Highfive to Dave for the Cannibus cup, i would love to compete in that! (is a big pothead!)

 

[unit5610]

I'd find a really cool low-paying job and generally support the economy by eating out a lot and visiting as many places as possible. Maybe I could even attend a gathering! (runs out to by lottery ticket)

 

[amk714]

The seven lucky winners held a press conference today. Apparently there's one other medical worker who's being a jerk and claiming he should've been in on the prize, because he usually plays the lottery along with the others, but happened to not be at work that day.

And the best part is that the woman who replaced him in the pool has a nephew who needs open heart surgery, and now she'll be able to afford it. I guess everything does happen for a reason. 🙂

 

[chicago]

I would build a real life TMF community. The details would vary depending on how much money was available to be thrown at it. 🙂

That's the awesomest idea ever.

 

[german]

Donate all of it to the Roman Catholic Church

 

[chicago]

Donate all of it to the Roman Catholic Church

They don't need it. The Catholic Church is a multi-million dollar organization.

 

[german]

True but I dont need it and Ive done some things that I need forgiveness for.

 

[chicago]

Well you can try, but I think they stopped indulgences a while ago.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Yeah. They need the money like Dick Cheney needs another pizza.

You know, if I had the money, I'd arrange for a good friend of mine over in the UK (who's had a horrendous Christmas that no one should suffer through) to get her passport straightened out, and to have her fly over here so she can forget about her life for awhile...and boy, does she need that!

I'd make kids happy this Christmas. Lots of them. Kids I've never even met. I'd give a huge donation to Toys For Tots, so I could put a smile on the face of a complete stranger, who wouldn't have had that smile otherwise...the kids in my wife's family don't know what it's like not to get anything. Meanwhile, my niece, now 22, went through a period when she was very small, and her mom was a crack addict, and she watched the neighborhood crackheads come into her living room window and steal everything under the Christmas tree. My niece doesn't remember this. I do.

I would get new cars for Mrs Knox and myself. I'd get her what she wants, and I'd get me what I want: a brand new Audi S4 in Nagaro Blue, with six speed manual, and black hides. We do need new cars...

I'd buy a house down in Florida...we can become snowbirds, like her parents.

It's nice to think of these things once in a while.

 

[Michael514]

The lottery, I have already figured it out. I would of course pay off all bills and such, take care of my in-laws, kids college, etc.

The soft side of me would fully fund a Baseball game so that someway-somehow ALL HANDI-CAPPED KIDS COULD PLAY. All would be payed for, Uniforms, trophys, food and drinks.The invitation would go out to all with mental and/or physically challenged children.You see I saw 13 year old's team win there championship last summer and my 10 year old's team lose but finish in second. I was so f#@&* proud of them I thought every parent and kid should experience this. Because I firmly believe that" EVERY KID SHOULD BE A WINNER AND EVERY KID IS ONE". That was the first time my sons ever saw me with tears in my eyes.

Then the selfish side. I would offer $500.00 in hand to every female that I ever wanted to tickle on their feet ,if they keep it to themselves. I'm talking local only. Now to face reality, Hollywood stars may be bit of a stretch, so I will stick with who I know. And to be truthful, I would privately send a message to some of you TMF ladies and negotiate a JUST TICKLING ONLY session. Maybe I would try and hit on some local female newscasters. I hope I win a few million, then reality can set in!

 

[Hiryu]

If you won the lottery for several millions, how would you spend it? Just curious to see what everyone would do.

The first thing I would do is make donations to certain charities then, I would find a nice few acres of land with a farmhouse and buy that for my mom. Next I would take care of all of my family members and friends with their needs. Afterward I would buy a lot of heavily wooded country land for myself, miles away from civilization, find a nice, pleasant area near the forest and begin construction on my castle. I would also add an underground garage/parking deck. I would invest a large chunk of the remaining money somewhere profitable, place another chunk in a savings account and use the remainder to buy one of my dream cars and begin my new life as someone who seems completely normal but, is truely a filthy rich, dark lord who lives in a scarey castle and rules with an iron feather.

 

[chicago]

I would take custody of my little sisters (somehow) or wait until they turned 18, buy a nice apartment for the three of us in downtown Chicago and pay for us to live there and finish college.