I'll Never Look at Breakfast the Same Again (LOL)!

[Mimi]

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Bwahaha! Excellent! I'm glad I don't eat eggs. 😀

 

[asutickler]

If you think that's bad, just wait until the morning when you finally wake up with the King...

You know he's coming for you.

Some people get tasty breakfast sandwiches... But others get the horror that lurks behind those dead, plastic eyes.

Think about it... And tremble.

"I lurk under your covers."

 

[amk714]

You know, Mimi, I think I'd actually feel sorry for Pete if he didn't taste so good.

I'm glad I don't eat eggs. 😀

Why not, HDS? Are you lactose-intolerant, a vegan, or do you just not like the taste of eggs? 😀

Bring the King on, Asu! I'm not afraid of his Highness. And I like his breakfast food also. 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Why not, HDS? Are you lactose-intolerant, a vegan, or do you just not like the taste of eggs? 😀

I am a picky eater, and eggs don't make the short list of approved foods. XD I'm just werid when it comes to food. For instance, I eat no seafood whatsoever aside from swordfish, yet I live on an island minutes away from the largest fishing port by volume (I believe) in North Carolina. 😛

Fear the King? I think not! The king can wake me up anyday, provided he brings a second copy of his outfit and mask so that I might go terrorize with it. 😀

 

[Mimi]

😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

 

[isabeau]

you know the funny thing???/ when i boil eggs , they cheap!!!! its like i'm killing a baby chick. waaaaaaaaaaa

isabeau

 

[bratgirl365]

Thanks Mimi...I may never eat an egg again....poor Pete 😱

 

[Butterfly wings]

I'd eat that 😀 😀 😀

 

[asutickler]

The King says: "Look at that tasty sandwich: Thats how most people wake up with the King. But not Mimi. Mimi gets the special King wakeup. Imagine the blankets slithering down to reveal my frozen, plastic face... If you think I'm frightening on television, just wait until you see me from two inches away when you wake up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I'll have your water for you already... Because I can hear your thoughts. They echo in the empty, plastic confines of my hideously oversized head. I'll hold your water out silently, offering it up as a last taste of the life you once knew... And then I'll drag you deep into my horrifying, creepy world of plastic masks and Whoppers. Forever. Muaaaaaaaaahahaha!

Of course, the King can't really SAY that, because his head is made of plastic and his lips don't move. But rest assured, that's what he is thinking when he stares out at you from within the television. He can SEE you from inside of there, you know.

They say that, just before you meet him, a person will start seeing more and more Burger King commercials...

 

[asutickler]

That picture you put up really does look like me, by the way!

 

[AffectionateDan]

Ya'll are damaged, ya know....

...and ya got wayyyyyyyyyy too much time on yer hands, to boot!

 

[Dave2112]

Oh God, Mimi, I love you! I haven't laughed so hard in my life! You caught me with that simplistically absurd image in the middle of a "self-medication" session and I couldn't catch my breath! Thank you oh so much for that.

I also went into a fit over Asu's "I lUrk under your Covers" image!

I HATE that goddamn thing!!!!!! Somebody ought to start an e-mail campaign to BK headquarters to tell that to get a new ad agency. First they have those fruity-ass sing-alongs, then they go to this horrorshow...how much are they paying these guys?!?

 

[amk714]

Die, B#tch!

 

[Mimi]

Ah, Dave...it warms my heart to know that if I can't tickle you physically, I sometimes manage to tickle your mind! And somehow a giggle out of you makes my whole month brighter!

Asu, after THAT pleasant little bit of imagery, I am sending ALL of my mental health bills straight to you as they attempt to cure me of my paranoid schitzophrenia and night terrors!! How the hell does Pawz live with such a warped and inhumane beast?!?!

I'm going to bed now. I think.....