illtcklu's part-time job

[kered]

Illtcklu needed a little extra money so he took a job at Wal-Mart as a greeter. The third day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks in with her two kids in tow screaming obscenities all the way through the entrance.
Illtcklu says, " Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart......nice children you've got there- are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, " Fuck no they ain't. The olderst one, he's nine, and the girl is six. Why the hell do you think they're twins? Do they really look alike?"
"No", replies Illtcklu, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

 

[goddess_nemesis]

LMAO good one, kered!

 

[venray]

ROFLMAO!.........

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Wait, let me get this straight... someone employed Illtcklu?


😛

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Hilarious! 😀

 

[kered]

Wait, let me get this straight... someone employed Illtcklu?


😛

He is actually quite a talented man.

 

[Mastertank1]

Sure they did;

Wait, let me get this straight... someone employed Illtcklu?


😛

They have a Hire The (Morally) Handicapped program! 😛

That's how I got my last job!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

He is actually quite a talented man.

I didn't say he wasn't, did I? 😛

And lol, I don't think he'll thank you for that Mastertank.

 

[Illtcklu]

I have been imortalized in joke!!!!!!
Now I shall live forever.......................is that good or bad?




GREAT JOKE KERED!!!!!!!

 

[kered]

I have been imortalized in joke!!!!!!
Now I shall live forever.......................is that good or bad?




GREAT JOKE KERED!!!!!!!

I thought the joke fit your mood, Great One. I am a little disappointed with HT's weak witty response, though. Feel free to tell one on me.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I thought the joke fit your mood, Great One. I am a little disappointed with HT's weak witty response, though. Feel free to tell one on me.

O well I'm sorry if my response didn't meet your standards, o Masterful One.

And if you want to tell a joke about me, tell it yourself! 😛

 

[kered]

O well I'm sorry if my response didn't meet your standards, o Masterful One.

And if you want to tell a joke about me, tell it yourself! 😛

I was talking to illtcklu, sweetie.

 

[Illtcklu]

I was talking to illtcklu, sweetie.

I thought it was kiddo?!


Standards with HT?! HT is to standards what etch-a-sketch is to art! Whatever that means?-lol

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I thought it was kiddo?!

Only when he's drunk. 😛

Standards with HT?! HT is to standards what etch-a-sketch is to art! Whatever that means?-lol

How dare you!

I'll have you know, I live up to standards!

And I have them as well. Although you wouldn't think so, seeing as I chat to the likes of you. 😛

 

[Illtcklu]

How dare you!

I'll have you know, I live up to standards!

And I have them as well. Although you wouldn't think so, seeing as I chat to the likes of you. 😛

Time for your medicine.




Just a spoonful of sugar............


Mary Poppins.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Time for your medicine.

Actually, you're too late. I already took it. 😛

Just a spoonful of sugar............


Mary Poppins.

Leave her out of it!

Unless you've turned into a male version of her. In which case, carry on!

 

[Illtcklu]

Actually, you're too late. I already took it. 😛Leave her out of it!

Unless you've turned into a male version of her. In which case, carry on!

You're the one with her picture in your blasted sig pic!



I know......................... fuck me.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

You're the one with her picture in your blasted sig pic!

Mary Poppins kicks ass!

But only the original by Julie Andrews. None of this modern rubbish.

And it's a silhouette! Get it right! I have standards REMEMBER?

I know......................... fuck me.

🙄

 

[Illtcklu]

Mary Poppins kicks ass!

But only the original by Julie Andrews. None of this modern rubbish.

And it's a silhouette! Get it right! I have standards REMEMBER? 🙄

America has Standards.................................. yeah, it's gas stations!

I slay me.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I slay me.

Well that saves me a job.

😛

 

[Illtcklu]

Well that saves me a job.

😛

I had a job once. I was a greeter at Wal-Mart.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I had a job once. I was a greeter at Wal-Mart.

I know. I rode your horse.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

hey this is ITU's new self portrait!

and this one too!

 

[Illtcklu]

I know. I rode your horse.

Should you say that in public?!

hey this is ITU's new self portrait!

Oh yeah? You'd stroke your banana if someone rode your horse too.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Should you say that in public?!

Oh yeah? You'd stroke your banana if someone rode your horse too.

dude I don't have a banana! What is this banana that you speak of?