I'm a HEROIN ADDICT!

[Mister Scruff]

Hey what's up! I'm a 27 year old heroin addict with scabies and no teeth. Well, I HAVE teeth, they're just not in my mouth because methadone rotted them out. I like to go into derilict houses and get wasted and tasted, baby! I also like to mug tourists and root around in the waste bins behind Asda for food. Don't worry, I'll be posting pictures of myself as soon as I can steal a camera! I'm just too busy looking for veins! Any women in the West Midlands want to hook up for some luke-warm tickling AND a desperate battle to try and get my needle-pocked dick to rise to the challenge? If you're EXTRA hot it might actually work, too! My favourite places to tickle are backs, legs, armpits, waists and feet... but only if you're not covered in needle sores! Height, race, colour don't matter to me, but your wallet DOES! I keep myself in dire financial straights so I expect my partner to be able to lend me £10 for smack on demand or I'll just steal it from you when you're asleep. Want to know some more? Leave me a message and I'll get back to ya when my ban from the library expires! Later gators!

 

[Artoo]

It's old, but gold. 😀

 

[leafstk]

It's old, but gold. 😀

Haha, this. A witty bunch we are, lol 😀

 

[texastickler]

Haha, this. A witty bunch we are, lol 😀

Indeed!

 

[Colonel Chapman]

Would you settle for an aging closet queen that’s willing to travel?

 

[General Zod]

Would you settle for an aging closet queen that’s willing to travel?

Where have you been hiding?

 

[Dussicar]

Hey what's up! I'm a 27 year old heroin addict with scabies and no teeth. Well, I HAVE teeth, they're just not in my mouth because methadone rotted them out. I like to go into derilict houses and get wasted and tasted, baby! I also like to mug tourists and root around in the waste bins behind Asda for food. Don't worry, I'll be posting pictures of myself as soon as I can steal a camera! I'm just too busy looking for veins! Any women in the West Midlands want to hook up for some luke-warm tickling AND a desperate battle to try and get my needle-pocked dick to rise to the challenge? If you're EXTRA hot it might actually work, too! My favourite places to tickle are backs, legs, armpits, waists and feet... but only if you're not covered in needle sores! Height, race, colour don't matter to me, but your wallet DOES! I keep myself in dire financial straights so I expect my partner to be able to lend me £10 for smack on demand or I'll just steal it from you when you're asleep. Want to know some more? Leave me a message and I'll get back to ya when my ban from the library expires! Later gators!

Stay off uv mai persunels secshun u n00bz!

how m i seposed 2 scor chix wen u tell peeps bowt mah shitz!

ah needz teh internets cuz pickin up bichez at teh free clinic iz 4 sqares!

 

[Bohemianne]

Very tempting and rare tk opportunity... If only I'm not 'porcupined' and growing 200 PSI spikes lately...

 

[Bizkit]

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[Mister Scruff]

It's old, but gold. 😀

Have you got 10p for the bus please mate?

 

[kered]

We're talking black tar heroin, right?

 

[Angel77]

Wonder Woman was my favorite "heroin" when I was a little girl 😛

 

[Mister Scruff]

We're talking black tar heroin, right?

No, actually Golden Crested Heroin. I can't get enough. They're such beautiful creatures, soaring through the air and eating fish and what have you.




Oh wait I think I made a typo.