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2nd Level Indigo Feather
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DYING REQUEST
Ken was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Promise to fulfill my last request, Cindy," he said.
"Of course, Ken," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Tim."
"But I thought you hated Tim," she said.
With his last breath, Ken said, "I do!
PSYCHIATRIC HELP
A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she goes to bed with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry's bar?"
CLERICAL ADVICE
Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. Do you want to hear my advice?"
The man anxiously says, "Yes, YES!"
"Take the poison," says the Rabbi
Ken was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Promise to fulfill my last request, Cindy," he said.
"Of course, Ken," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Tim."
"But I thought you hated Tim," she said.
With his last breath, Ken said, "I do!
PSYCHIATRIC HELP
A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she goes to bed with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry's bar?"
CLERICAL ADVICE
Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. Do you want to hear my advice?"
The man anxiously says, "Yes, YES!"
"Take the poison," says the Rabbi
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