Insane things to do (Humor)

[Prime]

<B>How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...</B>


At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Dont use any punctuation marks

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

 

[Knightshade]

More...

*Crazy glue a quarter to the floor next to a soda or snack machine.

*Buy a box of crickets and let them loose in a college dormitory.

*Invent an imaginary friend, call her Trixie, let nature take it's course.

*Go everywhere in your boxers or briefs, claim that you're afraid of pants.

*Follow someone around, spray everything they touch with Lysol.

*Stand in a crowded elevator, mutter to yourself "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.... oops!"

*Go to Wal-Mart, find the toy aisle, set up a full scale battle between the Backstreet Boys & N'Sync v.s The X-Men

*Walk into a public restroom, preferably in a department store or restaurant, hurriedly rush back out, slamming the door with a horrified look on your face and yell "I CAN'T POTTY IN THERE, IT'S FILTHY!"

 

[Alex Warfield]

I saw another good one in a magazine once:
Set up a meeting in a meeting room at your company. Put name tags out at each seat. Assign black people to one side, and white people to the other.

 

[Ayesha]

Hehehehehehheh.

You've made the morning a whole lot better, thank you!

Ayesha.

 

[QBWeaver]

When you get on the elevator announce your name, where you were born, and your astrological sign!

 

[BigJim]

Hey, I do all those things every day anyway.

Mad? Nope, just stoned!