Intentional Distraction

[Antarion]

So good news guys. My dieting and exercise is working. But if that's what I was writing to talk about, I'd be in general discussion. I've been flirting with this girl recently. We've been hanging out on the weekends and in our free time. We got drunk this weekend and played truth. Long story short, she found out I have a foot/tickling fetish.

I have this girl in some of my classes. She's one of those people who flirts constantly if she likes someone. Today in my english class, she walks in wearing flip-flops. Let me just clarify that we're in the start of montanan winter, we're notorious for having brutally cold winters. She sits in front of me and says, "Antarion, how do you like my shoes?" And proceeds to dangle her shoes throughout class. On quiz day we race to see who can finish first because we're both competing for the top of the class. I couldn't keep my focus so I was about 3/4ths done with my test by the time she turned hers in. That would be fine if she didn't walk by me as she was leaving and say, "Oh... Distracted?"

This isn't a thing that can happen, bros. How can I keep my focus when she's intentionally trying to distract me?

 

[Abby237]

maybe she likes you~ 🙂

 

[Stocks Quillman]

Tell her she's gonna get tickle tortured if she keeps it up!

 

[squeak toy]

This isn't a thing that can happen, bros. How can I keep my focus when she's intentionally trying to distract me?

tell her the feet thing was a fad, and your true obsession is adderall.

 

[c7_assassin]

Fight fire with fire... next quiz, you show up naked.

 

[knicks255]

Next time she does it, put sunglasses on her foot and tell her to pretend it's Jean Claude Van Damm.

No, but in all seriousness, just play it by ear. If she's your friend, she's probably just playing a prank on you, or just flirting. You seem like you've got a good head on your shoulders, I believe in you.

 

[Antarion]

maybe she likes you~ 🙂

I'm pretty positive she does. She wouldn't have asked me about what pleases me sexually if she wasn't interested.



Assassin... I might just do that.



Knicks. I know she's doing it to flirt. She knows that being barefoot to me is like showing massive cleavage. Eventually I'm going to take it past flirting, but I hate the fact that she can make me slower during our little races.

 

[Abby237]

^^i think its interesting and warm.
your girl friend is as naughty as i am. i think you should be generous~ ^^ 🙂

I'm pretty positive she does. She wouldn't have asked me about what pleases me sexually if she wasn't interested.



Assassin... I might just do that.



Knicks. I know she's doing it to flirt. She knows that being barefoot to me is like showing massive cleavage. Eventually I'm going to take it past flirting, but I hate the fact that she can make me slower during our little races.

 

[Antarion]

^^i think its interesting and warm.
your girl friend is as naughty as i am. i think you should be generous~ ^^ 🙂

I think you mean to say "I think it's interesting and hot Your friend is as naughty as I am. You should be generous.



But yeah. I know I'm going to have to go for this, but I really can't focus when I'm taking tests. She has the EXACT kind of feet that I like the most. For some reason she's really good at keeping my attention.

 

[Abby237]

thank you very much for your earnest correcting! you helped me a lot!
i think you should focus on your tests~ there are two reasons:
first,if she marries you someday,you can have the feet~
second,girls dont like the man who is too eager~

hoping to help you~
best,
abby

 

[mustang]

Egad! I can almost feel your sexual tension in that situation. I would have choked on my slobber. You must tickle her feet and then report back. Don't let that one get away without an exotic foot tickling session that will make the TMF-ers climb the walls.

 

[Antarion]

Egad! I can almost feel your sexual tension in that situation. I would have choked on my slobber. You must tickle her feet and then report back. Don't let that one get away without an exotic foot tickling session that will make the TMF-ers climb the walls.

Haha. You'll have to wait until Friday then. I have her in classes MWF but there's no way I could tickle her casually in class. Anyways, wouldn't me just spontaneously tickling someone be like copping a feel? I think that'd be extremely creepy.

 

[FFT32]

Make a diner date with her, or maybe bet on the grade of your next text or overall class grade that the loser buys the winner dinner. That can be your opportunity to be cute and crafty by saying something like "OK, you passed the English Test, but can you pass my Tickle Test?"

Either way, it sounds very fun what you guys are doing thus far, enjoy the ride, its part of the fun...

 

[FFT32]

Congratualtions on the diet & exercise sucess. Maybe you can share some of the things that you are doing eating/exercise wise...?

 

[Antarion]

Strict calorie counting and daily workouts. MWF Weights. MTWThF Cardio. I'd rather not go into details because I hit hard on myself, not everyone can do what I do.

 

[Lostcause13]

If you know she's doing it to flirt what's the question? Flirt back (assuming you're single/at least remotely into her). Just don't come on too strong, "I'll tickle your feet next time"/tickling her in revenge this time will probably just be seen as flirting back, whereas "I'll tie you up and you'll be my new tickle slave" is probably too strong...I'm guessing. Not that I've ever said that.

 

[Druidici]

Yeah that's definite flirting man..she wants a piece of the Antarion.

 

[Antarion]

Quick update. I've been in numerous situations to make a move, but my god I can't bring myself to do it. Not because I'm embarrassed or shy, but because she's too... Seductive? I guess?

I have this habit of calling people different pronouns instead of their real names. One of my buddies I always call Cap, another friend of mine I call Mac, anyone I just meet I call buddy, and everyone else I call chief. I recently realized it might be a bit nerdy to do that in front of girls, so I stopped. I slipped once and accidentally called her chief. She rolled with it like a snowball in December.

Me: Hey, how's it going anonette?
Her: Oh, it's going good. How'd you do on that test of yours... Chief?
Me: Uh... Erm... Uh... Good... Uh... I think... Um...
Her: What's the matter, chief? Distracted again? *Laughter*
Me: N-no. I just, aha... S-So, you going to be at the party on friday?
Her: I dunno... *Does that spider walk with her fingers up my chest* Are you?
Me: Haha... Y-yeah.
Her: I guess I'll see you there... Chief.

That is almost exactly how our last conversation went. I get too rubber-mouthed around her. I know she's flirting. I KNOW. I just can't steel myself to make any move. I almost think she's intentionally trying to stun me.

(On a side note, I can't believe this is actually happening.)

 

[knicks255]

She sounds like she's playfully flirting with you, nothing wrong with that. Just be cool with it, and remember that she's your friend. It's no big deal if you get stuttery around someone you're crushing on, happens to everyone from time to time, doesn't make you socially inept or anything like that 🙂. Keep your head up and if you want to take your relationship to the next level, go ahead.

Oh, and don't feel obligated that you have to tickle her and write a 2 page story for the TMF or anything. Just go with what she wants and try to ease her into the tickle stuff if she's willing. Like I said before, you seem like a good guy with a head on your shoulders who isn't going to just walk up to a girl and go "YOUR FEMALE FEET ARE A 10 ON THE BONER SCALE".

 

[Antarion]

"YOUR FEMALE FEET ARE A 10 ON THE BONER SCALE".

Note to self: Pay knicks for new pickup line.

 

[LebaneseLee]

I think it's obvious that she likes you! Or maybe she just is very flirtatious and likes the attention (I tend to be like that). If anything, you should ask her to hang out sometime out of class. I bet she would take you up on the offer. Good luck! Damn...the tension you must have felt! hehe