Cheshire Cat
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The following ad appeared in a newspaper (got this from a friend):
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
SBF seeks Male compaionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I"m a svelte good looking female who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods.
Riding in your pickup truck.
Hunting
Camping
Fishing Trips
Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.
(The phone number was for the Humane Society and Daisy was a one year old black Labrador Retriever.)
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
SBF seeks Male compaionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I"m a svelte good looking female who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods.
Riding in your pickup truck.
Hunting
Camping
Fishing Trips
Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.
(The phone number was for the Humane Society and Daisy was a one year old black Labrador Retriever.)
