"Interview the Person Above You" V-2.0

[DJ Tickler]

Exactly How many people have you slept with?

Money Money...um Money

DJ Tickler

 

[milagros317]

Right after sex, sex, and sex, what are the three most important things in Bill Clinton's life?

It is just too much trouble.

 

[slacker2114]

How come you never call a woman the next day?



Under the circumstances, it's best just to let it go.

 

[Dave2112]

Wanna hear about my trip to Area 51?



I tried to stop him, but he had this glassy look in his eyes and just kept repeating "The carrots are coming, the carrots are coming" over and over while filling that damned backpack with Cheeze Whiz.

 

[Mister Scruff]

You're going to tell me something bizarre, aren't you?




Because there was a buffet.

 

[milagros317]

Why did you stuff yourself like a hog?

Twice every day but three times on Saturdays.

 

[DJ Tickler]

When you don't have a woman around, how often do you "Clean the Pipes"

You're the devil, and I like it

DJ Tickler

 

[milagros317]

What did your angel say to you last night?

Five bottles of beer and one shot of whiskey.

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

How much alcohol does it take for you to start dancing naked on the bar?



First he attacked the hyena, then started babbling on about psychedelic grasshoppers.

 

[McNoodle]

What was Simba's reaction to the cocaine?

I awoke inside a subwoofer.

 

[Dave2112]

So, I hear you got backstage for the Aerosmith show. How'd that work out for ya?


Oh, that? Well, shit...how else are you supposed to explain blood in your trunk?

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

What's this I hear about your girlfriend having a car/confinement fetish when she's having her period?



I ATE IT! HA!

 

[slacker2114]

So what happened with that rancid armadillo roadkill you found?



It's all in the wrist.

 

[McNoodle]

You broke your Hamate and Lunate bones... where are they?

The walnut turned into a frag bomb.

 

[DJ Tickler]

What happened to that stuff you bought from those gangster squirrels?

Of course 2 + 2 = 5…You should know

DJ Tickler

 

[Dave2112]

Can you explain theoretical mathematics to me?


If it were easy, then no one would have Flag Day.

 

[Dave2112]

Can you help me get my pole erected? This is hard.


I've been working on it for three years, but always there's a lemming in my way.

(Hey, it's my thread, I can bump it if I want. )

 

[slacker2114]

How's that bowel obstruction of yours?


I don't care what anyone says, the volcano erupted because of Sarah Palin.

 

[milagros317]

What weird and false conspiracy theories do you believe in?

There was no choice about it.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Why did you decide to put Sarah Palin in a moose outfit and send a shooting party after her?

Look into my eyes

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

How can one tell if you're being truthful about having a good reason for your drowning of a sack of puppies?



If I knew why, sex would be used as currency.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Why did you have sex with all the animals at the Zoo?? And can you tell me what that has to do with the current finacial crisis??

She looked into my eyes and fell in love

DJ Tickler

 

[Dave2112]

Why is my cockatiel all gooey-eyed lately?



You just had to ask, didn't you?!? Well, to hell with you and your saddlebags!

 

[slacker2114]

I see you got a new Vespa. Would you like these saddlebags for it?



It's about the manliest thing a guy can do.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Oh dear GOD!!! WHY are you lifting up a ten ton elephant by its testicles???

Tickle, Tickle Tickle...OH CRAP NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJ Tickler