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Introduction of humility and modesty

Nerrad, your 3rd to 5th post in this thread were perhaps among the funniest I have ever read. I actually laughed out loud. However, after your urine sample joke, it went a bit downhill, and, like the US Government, you took things too far.

But no one can take away your three posts of minimalistic genius. They will live on forever. I salute you.

Paradoxical, welcome! Just so you're in the know, there are three tiers of society here:

1: The vast majority of us: Semi-dead, bad humour machines.

2. The elite, which are mainly the moderators, and the dudes with *thousands of posts*.

3. Vladislaus Dracula.

(Hint: don't mention Star Wars unless you have *at least* a week)
My rough translation for his 'welcome 🙂' comment in this thread: 'you have absolutely no idea what I'm going to do to you.'

And so it begins...

...ROCK ON! 😀
 
A slightly belated welcome to you! Now go stand against the wall under the sign that says "New Guy" and I'll ready the wooden paddles. =D
 
Hey hey hey! 😀 Yet another member to join our quest for world domination, and To-fu!...or is that my quest?😛

Welcome to the forum. 😀 You will soon realize that I'm just one of the many town idiots. (Though I wont point fingers....>.>):tounge: Hopefully you'll like it here, though if not the guys, then the LADIES you will just LOVE! 😉

Aaaand on a slightly off topic note: NESS! YOU'RE ALMOST AT 10,000! :awe: GO GIRL!
 
Welcome aboard, Drew!!! If you can handle all of the insanity of your first thread as well as you have, you'll get along just fine here--we're all a rather goofy sort.

Give it up for people born in Florida...I happened to make my grand entrance at South Miami Hospital back in the day...and I've been back down since a few times to visit...between the heat/humidity, the insane storms, and, my favorite, the palmetto bugs...I decided to stay up north...where we only have the heat/humidity...😛

Anyhoo, hang out, don't drink the lemonade, beware of Ness' paddles, and just have fun!!! Welcome!!
 
:-D

Thanks, guys. I always get along well with a bunch of smartasses.

...Unless, of course, they happen to be carrying wooden paddles. Is.. erm... is that really necessary *slowly backing away from Nessie*

Dude - I move to start a 4th category: rodeo clowns.

Why? I'm not sure, but I volunteer.

And I like Star Trek better anyway. 🙂

Camel - Miami is another country entirely. Some of it is bearable, most of it tends not to be, at least for me.. Glad you escaped!

Hungarian - erm... to-fu? 🙂

Nessie - an honor! Thanks for the reply, I'm a huge fan of your work. 🙂 Just.. not so much a fan of your welcoming tactics. *twitches*

-Drew
 
Dude'sonfire said:
Nerrad, your 3rd to 5th post in this thread were perhaps among the funniest I have ever read. I actually laughed out loud. However, after your urine sample joke, it went a bit downhill, and, like the US Government, you took things too far.

But no one can take away your three posts of minimalistic genius. They will live on forever. I salute you.
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Hmm. Noted. I thank you for the props on the first few, though.

That's why I like to do my own stuff. I had a gut feeling that hiring some of Andrew Dice Clay's former writers was risky.

You probably don't wanna hear any limericks then , either...
 
Haha this is the most fun I've had reading a newb's thread in a lo-ooong time (possibly ever since my own :laughing: )

Anyway, hi, my name's Karen, welcome😀! Normally I say something like, "Don't let the locals scare you" but you've gotten along w/Journia like you have, I don't think you'll have a problem :laughing: We've got loads of stuff to do, and people to know, around here.

They call me Godfatheress, I'm not sure why, but they do 😛. Usually I tell the newbs that I'm here to keep the stranger guys in line, why do I get the feeling you're gonna fall under their category...😛

But yea, WELCOME!😀
 
Paradoxical719 said:
...Where's my trumpet fanfare, dammit!?

Hi there! :-D My name's Drew, I'm 21, male, from Orlando, FL (about a 5 minute bike ride from MickeyWorld)... Making my formal introduction from lurkerhood to actually being a decent person and showing myself. I'd love to get to know yooz guise, I'm a halfway intelligent conversationalist, lee and ler, and love to RP/cyber (I am, and will remain, undefeated, and challenge anyone to let me convince them of that fact :happy: ). My screen names and such are in my profile, should you wanna talk about anything from tickling to philosophy to the intricacies of apple pie.

...then again... how long could a conversation about apple pie last? *shrug*

-Drew
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Challenge Accepted Drew! Prepare to lose! (mwahahaha)
 
psh.... As stated.. I don't loose. 🙂

That goes for everyone here!!! I ain't skeered of nobody. 🙂
 
Paradoxical719 said:
psh.... As stated.. I don't loose. 🙂

That goes for everyone here!!! I ain't skeered of nobody. 🙂
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*Chuckles* Careful buddy, when you make broad statements like that The Family tends to team up.....😉
 
Paradoxical719 said:
*giggles* I think i'll fit in well here.

-Drew
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Well then, it's time for you to learn the secret:

WE'RE INSIDE THE GAME! :wooha:

Now, once you've learned to fly and dodge bullets, we can set you on some basic reconosance work.
 
*snipers set up their guns on the mountains.* Okay, time for your training.
 
*looks around curiously* Wait, am I in the wrong forum? I didn't think this was the superhero's training camp.
 
*fwoom* bullets are racing past, dodge them quick!
 
Well Drew, I also must admit your opening thread is very good. I must also agree with Karen that when statements are made... "The Fahmily will make you an offah ya can't rahfuse." 😛 Although I met ya in the tf thread, here's my official welcoming you to the TTC and you'll definitely enjoy it here! 🙂
 
Thanks, big_dogg 🙂 I feel welcome here already. 5 pages on my first thread isn't bad. :-D

...Then again, about half of it was me, so.. erm... nevermind.

-Drew
 
"As A poster-lizard for unending terible humor and lack of sense making posts, I would like to welcome you, Rodeo Clown."

*gets on his ACME rocket, and flies around the room*
 
tickledgirl said:
Yes, but do you lose? :tounge:
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Now, seriously, I don't think it was necessary to completely expose an embarrassing mistake on my part.

:-D

And no, I don't lose.

-Drew
 
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Paradoxical719 said:
Now, seriously, I don't think it was necessary to completely expose an embarrassing mistake on my part.

:-D

And no, I don't lose.

-Drew
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Shall we test that theory Drew?!?!?!?! 😉
 
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