Irritating two liners for TMF members 2003

[Biscuit]

Humph!

He claims Jedi powers, and to play a good song
What's hard to figure out is why that lightsaber looks so much like a bong! ... DaveoftheForce

She posts in silliness threads, pink bunnies abound
One wonders if she draws little hearts when no one's around? ... GiggleyGoil

He claims to knock up headcoverings, now that's the ticket
I had no idea headwear had an orifice into which one could stickit! ... KnockedUpHats

 

[njjen3953]

What is even more amazing than Biscuit's clever writing skills is how well he captures the personalities. It is like yoou have known all of us personally, forever.

Keep going, Biscuit.

Jen

 

[Knox The Hatter]

"He claims to knock up headcoverings, now that's the ticket
I had no idea headwear had an orifice into which one could stickit!"

ROFL! 😛

 

[Biscuit]

As well as...

She's got two cats so fat they can barely manage to stand
And a boyfriend who teases in the chat, now isn't her life grand? ... MimicQueenoftheChat

This fellow spends his free time stalking Britney Spears
Poor girl is terrified, she fled to Algiers! ... InveterateTraveler

He's a Zappa fan, can recite most lines from a strong recollection
Last I heard, poor fellow was down with a sinus infection! ... Draw700

His Pink Dragon tales continue to delight fans of innocent lighthearted fun
One wonders where he keeps the poor girls about whom these tales are spun! ... NoI'mStillNotOwen

He's a crimefighter in the evening, stalking the night
However, having to let out the batsuit three times is failing to delight! ... DarkWingKnight

 

[sole seeker]

Poor ol' yeasty, guess he ran out of juice...
before he could nail me with his libelous abuse.
Second year runnin' that I've been by-passed...
suppose he's afraid that I have him out-classed?

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Re: I'm not baked at all, NotOwen. Humph!

The other new mod, a model of efficient action
I heard she once chucked poor Drew around so violently he ended up in traction! ... TacoDuoAnnabelle

Yep! That's why we now have restraints on the bed! 😉 😉 Actually, you're very close to the truth. Though, thank God, he hasn't been seriously injured, he did get a few elbows, knees and feet in the face before we started using the restraints regularly. After all, icing the eyes or mouth cut down on the action. lol

Nice to see you rising to the challenge, Bis. 😛

Ann

 

[Biscuit]

And

He posts hither and yon, his tastes quite eclectic
Claims tickle-mastership with a toothbrush that's electric! ... SoleSucker

Claims he's a dragon, they say he's actually a rubber duckie
One wonders, at Sinatra's house for dinner, you think he'll get lucky? ... YellowDragoon

She comes along late in the evening, chatters nonsense profound
One wonders when the discarded straightjacket will be found ... TickledOrangina

**And so my good friends, labor day's behind us**

**And so are my two-liners, until next year you find us!**

*Stage rises gracefully back into the rafters*

 

[sole seeker]

Re: And

He posts hither and yon, his tastes quite eclectic
Claims tickle-mastership with a toothbrush that's electric! ... SoleSucker

Now, I AM somebody! Kinda like having my hand and footprints in cement out front of that famous theater.

 

[AphxA]

...

haha i didnt make the list. That means im not annoying. BOOYA!!😀

 

[chrisheaven]

Re: ...

haha i didnt make the list. That means im not annoying. BOOYA!!😀

you wanna bet!

 

[AphxA]

cracking up

Oh man you guys kill me🙂 😱

 

[U.N.Owen]

Re: As well as...

His Pink Dragon tales continue to delight fans of innocent lighthearted fun
One wonders where he keeps the poor girls about whom these tales are spun! ... NoI'mStillNotOwen

I'll have you know, they're all volunteers. 😀

 

[Daumantas]

Once again, I've been passed over.
Umm...roses are red, violets are blue, blah blah over.

(OK, so I never said I was the next Dylan Thomas)

 

[chrisheaven]

Re: cracking up

Oh man you guys kill me🙂 😱

mee too!- that really takes the biscuit!