so does this sort of situation sound logical to our minds:
i'm standing on line yesterday evening waiting for the bus to take me from NYC to NJ, for the devils' home opener (we raised the stanley cup banner, you know).
being the tickle person i am, i notice a very cute girl, probably about 25 years old, standing in front of me, with some of her male friends. more specifically, i see that she is wearing tight, faded blue jeans, and slip on eel-skin type shoes, with an open back. she seems to be tired of standing on her feet, as she fidgits to and fro.
so now i'm thinking how nice it would be to relieve her with a foot massage and some tickles.
as if life wan't distracting enough, we get on the bus and she and her friends are sitting close by.
for the 30 minute ride she is on her cell phone trying to find a store that carries a particular pair of boots. size 7, but a 6 1/2 or a 7 1/2 might do if necessary.
as she is having these seemingly serious conversations about the boots and her shoe size, i am reduced to considering nothing else but a sound tickling on her feet.
now. is this how we are?
i think so.
and hey - girl, if you're one of us, and you're reading this story - enjoy the new boots!
i'm standing on line yesterday evening waiting for the bus to take me from NYC to NJ, for the devils' home opener (we raised the stanley cup banner, you know).
being the tickle person i am, i notice a very cute girl, probably about 25 years old, standing in front of me, with some of her male friends. more specifically, i see that she is wearing tight, faded blue jeans, and slip on eel-skin type shoes, with an open back. she seems to be tired of standing on her feet, as she fidgits to and fro.
so now i'm thinking how nice it would be to relieve her with a foot massage and some tickles.
as if life wan't distracting enough, we get on the bus and she and her friends are sitting close by.
for the 30 minute ride she is on her cell phone trying to find a store that carries a particular pair of boots. size 7, but a 6 1/2 or a 7 1/2 might do if necessary.
as she is having these seemingly serious conversations about the boots and her shoe size, i am reduced to considering nothing else but a sound tickling on her feet.
now. is this how we are?
i think so.
and hey - girl, if you're one of us, and you're reading this story - enjoy the new boots!




