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It's The Absurd Logic Thread! (part visual, kinda goofy)

If you know how, training doesn't need to be done at all. The trick is making it seem like you're the one lifting it, which isn't always hard in some cases...
 
lol And the main way a tot can lift a ton or a rodent can lift a rogue...

...is essentially by magic, or more commonly known as physics. And what better magician...er, scientist can make the seemingly impossible a reality than Bill Nye the Science Guy! ("BILL! BILL! BILL!") 😉
 
Dammit. I was planning on just submitting resident scientific type Purplestyle's avatar in return. Frankly, I can't even tell what it is she is utilizing these days, so, in reply I offer up this guy instead:
 
Well, this slightly more famous fellow WAS a Wizard...

...at least briefly, anyhow...BUT the very idea of him wearing any other colors besides red and white was simply, well, "bull" 😉
 
Forget the Wizards, I'm watching Orlando work some Magic this season!
 
Spoken like a true Floridian, RT! ;^)

However, me being as Old School as I am and all, I prefer, if you're gonna trot out a blue-clad superhero, THIS crimefighter ("HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYS!!!...we're gonna turn it onnnnnn...we're gonna bring you the powerrrrr...") 😉
 
And thanks to the wonder of electricity, we get to see beautiful Christmas lights!
 
And, though dude below HATES commercialism around holiday time...

...even HE would sometimes have to admit that electricity can produce a far more aesthetically pleasing display than mere sincerity 😉
 
And truthfully, nothing's gonna cut it if you just aren't in the spirit:
 
You guys are all way too cool!

I LOVE all the crazy hairpin-turn tangents this thread takes...awesome stuff! 😉 But those little girls shouldn't stick up THAT particular solitary finger, however, for risk of landing on The Big Jolly Guy's "naughty" list...INSTEAD, better to stick up a DIFFERENT finger, and let's hear it for the best inhabitable planet in our solar system! :lol
 
Be careful calling things planets, apparently, if you're not up to snuff you can be all but kicked out of the solar system... poor pluto.
 
Pluto

Poor pluto... everyone knew it's name (it was the last planet after all), but others which were less known stayed planets... that combined with the fact that pluto there looks like he should be from Dilbert led me to...
 
Ah, Dilbert, tragic hero of the corporate world. The same corporate world which will use fancy schamcy pictures like this on their websites. Odd that this embodiment of capitalism and entrepreneurial spirit so resembles Soviet Realism...
 
Lemme demonstrate a bit (a LITTLE bit, anyhow) of diverse knowledge of things here:

...and SPEAKING of doing nothing and still getting paid:
 
it seems if you want to be paid properly, you have to be a master at doing nothing, which is why I'm at a loss as to why the government hasn't employed me yet...
 
And yet, amazingly enough...

...even though so many are inspired to pursue laziness and sloth by their respective federal governments (like, for instance, how, in America, it was the case for YEARS that you could make more money on welfare than you could with a full-time minimum-wage job...might STILL be like that, as far as I know, but let's not get TOO political!), 😉 there are still those that get paid to do nothing and yet LONG for the opportunity to earn their paychecks...and, as such, I give you the Old School Loneliest Man in the World, the famous Madison Avenue creation, the Maytag Repairman! :lol
 
And then there are the people who don't need the job at all and spend their days on other enjoyments 😉
 
You KNOW you've got it made...

...when your life, as shown in the above example presented by our very own Rick Tibbler, mirrors that of a classic comic strip: 😉
 
In some cases, perhaps it's better not to mirror exactly some of our favourite comic strips...
 
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