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Jesus Joke

Limeoutsider

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And Jesus said unto them "And whom do you say that I am?" They replied "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of your very selfhood revealed." ANd Jesus replied "What?"
 
I think I need a dictionary right now to translate this joke into English. 😕 🙄
 
I think Lime is suffering from Postitis, which means her mind has snapped from posting too fast, too frequently, and now she's holed up in a corner somewhere, mumbling to herself.

This is a job for Amk...and perhaps the Justice League.

Cheers.😀
 
LOL.....you got it right, Lime. I hadn't heard that one in a while. It was originally told in a setting of Christian philosophers as I recall...poking fun at themselves for trying to prove things that philosophy can't prove.

Ann
 
LOL OMG That was great!!! 🙂

I still like the one about the bum finding the born-agains 😉
 
Not to be confused with Jesus Jones...

Cheers.😀
 
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