Joke before I go to bed

Aachen1983 · Sep 29, 2005

An airplane is going down in flames. There are five people on the plane; Hillary Clinton, A Catholic Priest, a 10 year old boy, a doctor working on the cure for cancer, and The President of the United States. However there are only four parachutes. They all let the doctor have one because he is finding a cure for cancer, and naturaly let the president have one as well. Hillary Clinton jumps up and says "I am the smartest woman in the world and the next president of this country!" and grabs a parachute. The Priest tells the little boy "My child, I am 70 years old, have the last parachute." The boy tells him that won't be necessary as there are still two parachutes. The Priest is puzzled and starts counting and realizes that there are in fact two left. He asks the boy how this is. "Because Father" the boy says, "the smartest woman in the world just stole my backpack."

Hope it was good, Good night guys.

sole seeker · Sep 29, 2005

(*chuckle*) this is a re-habbed oldie.

It used to be told with Henry Kissinger as the smartest man in the world.

Thanks for posting! I enjoyed the new version more than the old one. Besides, there's nothing wrong with recalling a joke you'd forgotten about. It still brings humor into your life. <<<<----