As I officially turned 48 earlier this week I thought I'd share a
few thoughts that someone was nice enough to send me....LOL
> GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER.....
> > 1. Sag, You're it.
> > 2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
> > 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
> > 4. Kick the bucket.
> > 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
> > 6. Doc Goose.
> > 7. Simon says something incoherent.
> > 8. Hide and go pee.
> > 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.
> > 10. Musical recliners.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE.....
> > 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
> > 2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood
> > stove, he is using you to heat the family room this
> > winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused,
> > you shoot him.
> > 3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids'
> > names on them.
> > 4. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's
> > Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.
> > 5. You change your underwear after every sneeze.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > "OLD" IS WHEN.....
> > Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you
> > answer,"Pick one, I can't do both!"
> >
> > Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're
> > barefoot.
> >
> > A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage
> > door.
> >
> > Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
> >
> > You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
have
> > to go along.
> >
> > You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the
police.
> >
> > Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber
today.
> >
> > "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
> >
> > An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
few thoughts that someone was nice enough to send me....LOL
> GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER.....
> > 1. Sag, You're it.
> > 2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
> > 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
> > 4. Kick the bucket.
> > 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
> > 6. Doc Goose.
> > 7. Simon says something incoherent.
> > 8. Hide and go pee.
> > 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.
> > 10. Musical recliners.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE.....
> > 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
> > 2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood
> > stove, he is using you to heat the family room this
> > winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused,
> > you shoot him.
> > 3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids'
> > names on them.
> > 4. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's
> > Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.
> > 5. You change your underwear after every sneeze.
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > "OLD" IS WHEN.....
> > Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you
> > answer,"Pick one, I can't do both!"
> >
> > Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're
> > barefoot.
> >
> > A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage
> > door.
> >
> > Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
> >
> > You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
have
> > to go along.
> >
> > You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the
police.
> >
> > Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber
today.
> >
> > "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
> >
> > An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
