Jolie vs Fox: Winner to play Barberella!?!

[Mystery2009]

It is now being reported that, for th first time ever, Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox are both going out for the same role. The two will be compeating for the lead role in the remake of Baberella. Personally I don't know why somebody of Jolie's stature is even trying out for something as stupid as Barberella, but if she wants to compeat with Fox she had better start eating again, because that sunk in face of her's isn't going to stand a chance against the youthful look of Megan Fox.

Fox is a fox, but doesn't have anywhere near the talent that Jolie has, so Angie should focus on doing films with depth an plot wrather then doing corn ball remakes that used to featured ol' Hanoi Jane in them. I would wrather see the two of them do a film where they play sisters, after all there is bairly 10 years between them, and Fox could certainly gain to spend sometime around an actress who can actually act.

Don't get me wrong, I think Megan is Beautiful, and I am even using her as a ler in a story (The Artist). However she is far from being a great actress. Angie should just let her play Barberella, and do something that will win her another acadamy award instead.

M09

 

[milagros317]

The only good things about the original "Barbarella" (1968) were the nude scenes of the then young Jane Fonda. It was a lame scifi plot, badly acted.

 

[Evil Dave]

The only good things about the original "Barbarella" (1968) were the nude scenes of the then young Jane Fonda. It was a lame scifi plot, badly acted.

Which makes it perfectly suited for Fox. She's both better looking and less talented than Jolie so let her pick up the skin flick and let Jolie pick up a half decent film.

 

[Mystery2009]

Which makes it perfectly suited for Fox. She's both better looking and less talented than Jolie so let her pick up the skin flick and let Jolie pick up a half decent film.

My point exactly. However I wouldn't mind seeing either of them tortured in the Piano/Organ device. On the bright side, we know going in that it's not ment to be a "good" movie so the updated FX should make it fun to watch 😀. Also, this could lead to a series of face sci-fi films. Maybe Mega-Fox will go on to be in a re-make of Flesh Gordon. Remember that tickle table with the big Micky Mouse hands?

 

[Raytheon]

Problem with Jolie is shes like Britney Spears. Used to be a sex bomb but now shes a lump of plastic ... much like my sig lol
Fox is a teen booty porn star who somehow manages to look like shes always just come out of the shower and forgotten her towel.
+1 on foxy

 

[Wildtime]

My point exactly. However I wouldn't mind seeing either of them tortured in the Piano/Organ device. On the bright side, we know going in that it's not ment to be a "good" movie so the updated FX should make it fun to watch 😀. Also, this could lead to a series of face sci-fi films. Maybe Mega-Fox will go on to be in a re-make of Flesh Gordon. Remember that tickle table with the big Micky Mouse hands?

I hope they bring back the Orgasmatron, it was the only good part of the movie.

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